I see you found the LAM comic on here, have fun because it wasn't finished yet.

Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your gym.
Gym leader
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My gym?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor salazzle maid.
Gym leader
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Gym leader
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Gym leader
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my badge.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Gym leader
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

^ fox's avatar is my reaction

Werner said:
Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your gym.
Gym leader
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My gym?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor salazzle maid.
Gym leader
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Gym leader
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Gym leader
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my badge.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Gym leader
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

My boy. XD

Booooy Skyrim X Pokemon.

LeafeTheLeafeon~ said:
Booooy Skyrim X Pokemon.

Argonian maids have been a thing since morrowind.

In fact, I think the guy who wrote it in-universe was in morrowind.

SuperScum said:
Argonian maids have been a thing since morrowind.

In fact, I think the guy who wrote it in-universe was in morrowind.

No they existed BEFORE Morrowind...hell they were around before Arena or Daggerfell...it is an idea so glorious, so impossibly perfect that it could only have existed in the minds of one of the gods, and they chose to gift us with it's magnificence after they saw Elder Scroll's potential...such is the power of SMEXY LIZZY MAIDS!!!

Werner said:
Act IV, Scene III, continued

Applauds

foxleader said:
I see you found the LAM comic on here, have fun because it wasn't finished yet.

The what?
I need to know what this is now.

The Lusty Argonain Maid by Nezumi its not done wish he'd finish it.

Werner said:
Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your gym.
Gym leader
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My gym?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor salazzle maid.
Gym leader
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Gym leader
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Gym leader
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my badge.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Gym leader
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

Damn well accurate

Oh my god I thought it said lusty lolicon

foxleader said:
The Lusty Argonain Maid by Nezumi its not done wish he'd finish it.

Maybe that can be a quest in elder scrolls 6? Specifically used the elder scrolls to go back in time and make sure he finishes it.

I half expect to see some form of reference of this in a pokemon game.

This is canon, you cannot tell me otherwise.

werner said:
Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your gym.
Gym leader
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My gym?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor salazzle maid.
Gym leader
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Gym leader
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Gym leader
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my badge.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Gym leader
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

This theme is playing through my head while reading this; and the title doesn't make it sound any better. Comedy gold is unfurling as I speak.

That's some good reading right there

Me playing elder scrolls and run it into that book for the 500th time.