Banned because I love Gorillaz.

Banned because of gorilla crate.

Banned 'cause where's ya precious hippo-crates now?

Banned cause they are stored in a safe place.

Banned for putting Hitler in the cupboard.

Banned for missing.

Banned for having been banned so many times.

Banned cause ditto.

Banned because FEAR MY POENIX!

Banned cause your phoenix ate some turtle.

Banned because what the fuck are you guys talking about.

Banned cause I'd like to know myself.

Banned 'cause I gave you hair(robotic hair!)

Banned for the robotic bunny

Banned because I wanted the blood bunny.

Banned for turning beautiful woman demons into goose demons.

Banned because of the fleas.

Banned for not taking your flea medication.

Banned for not taking care of furballs dc

Banned cause the fleas never return what they borrow. *tracks down vial*

Banned for writing a character who's first reaction to a demon threatening the lives of her friends is to give that demon a stern lecture. I mean really Atlus? Come on, you can do better than that.

Banned because. Trapped. On the surface. Like the little waterboatman

You're banned because I banned you.

I unban myself and I ban you for banning me.

Banned for unbanning yourself. That's cheating!

Banned because sanity is overrated.

Banned because sanity is not statistical.

Banned because stop using big words.

Banned because thermonuclearpoweredtoaster.

furballs_dc said:
Banned because thermonuclearpoweredtoasternull.

There. That's better.

Banned because anticonstitutionally

Banned for wiking.

Banned for not accepting my contract. Of your soul.

Banned because wait in line.

Banned because Mr. Krabs already did his.

Banned because water blockage.

Banned because Valve decided to break Hammer again

Banned for droping the hammer on your foot without shoes. Ouch!

Banned because MC Hammer can't touch this

Banned because the 90's called. Actually, 2013 also called, but I couldn't hear over all the cheering and giggling.

Banned becaus I'd like to be in the 80's 12 years before that day

Banned for not having a working time machine.

Banned because the C-Men are coming

Banned for VVVVVVV.

furballs_dc said:
Banned for VVVVVVV.

Banned for having a sticky "V" key.
Why that is, I don't wish to know...

Banned cause http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VVVVVV

Banned because Polybius

Banned because Game Grumps is amusing while high.

Banned becausedoing drugs is no good for you, boy! ;)

Banned because winners use drugs

Banned because people like to imply I'm male.

Banned because I call everyone "guys" or "dudes" regardless of gender/sex/whateveryouwanttocallit. >.>

Banned because coffee!

Banned because chocolate milk.

Banned cause yum too.

Banned 'cause ah liek chawklit melk

Banned because I pissed off an entire Halloween server with my pyro skills.

Banned cause of the booms without the bangs.

Banned because of the big bang.

Banned because Big Bang.

Banned because event horizon.

Banned because the black hole.

Banned because that's what cheese said.

Banned because bad pun.

Banned cause you know you liked it. It was Gouda if I do say so.

Banned cause you cheddar stop making cheesy puns

Banned because be punny.

Banned because it's me! The Bombinomicon! Oh, you have a nice head! Nowza bomb! Give it to that magician! Off I go!

Banned cause of the !.

Banned because And I- HOLY SHIT.

Banned for stealing Mike Rowe's job.

banned for abusing ban system you should feel bad

Banned cause I should, but you know it's funny cause I don't.

furballs_dc said:
Banned cause I should, but you know it's funny cause I don't.

Banned because look, plumber's crac- I MEAN HEY, LOOK! THE PLUMBER'S BACK!

Banned because Mario and Luigi are staring at you. And they have plungers...

furballs_dc said:
Banned because Mario and Luigi are staring at you. And they have plungers...

banned cuz crotchitize me captain quark