Topic: Who is your sexual orienation?

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Hello, i wanted to know any users what kind of their sexual orienation are?

Is users are: Heterosexual, Pansexual, Homosexual, Lesbian and Bisexual?

My sexual orienation is: Heterosexual

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Op didn't mention polysexual, #offended

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irl, Homosexual. though with this website, if its not on my blacklist then it could be just whatever i come across and happen to like at the time. o.O even so, its still usually males for me.

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treos said:
my blacklist

All that stuff on the blacklist followed by octopus. I may be just waking up now but my sides hurt, thanks for that.

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TheHuskyK9 said:
I'm me

You're you-sexual? Fun:P

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parasprite said:
All that stuff on the blacklist followed by octopus. I may be just waking up now but my sides hurt, thanks for that.

human from the waist up, octopus from the waste down, that combo strikes me as rather freaky.

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aurel said:
As long as it is not a rat, with octopus lover half...

What would you call a cat combined with an octopus?

An octopussy? Or a cactopus?

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Um, I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

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I like girls with titties and slits and no cocks :3

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One part heterosexual male and one part lesbian female, mixed with all parts zoophile.

Edit: Seven years later, the latter two things are still true, not so much the first.

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aurel said:
post #204742
it was decided long ago...

besides "cactopus" sounds like cactus octopus hybrid.

hmmm... a 007 movie character

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JoeX said:
Um, I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Same.
If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

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If it asks for it, I would fuck it

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<--- Straight hetero, but would sure be a lesbian if I were a female XD

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"If it breathes and says yes, it's time to undress."

- Helen Keller

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Bisexual (mostly straight) Online, Heterosexual in real life.

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KemonoLover96 said:
Hello, i wanted to know any users what kind of their sexual orienation are?

Is users are: Heterosexual, Pansexual, Homosexual, Lesbian and Bisexual?

My sexual orienation is: Heterosexual

public static void main(String[] args){
System.out.println("Hmm, does Java count?")
}

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Malkaizeron said:
Bisexual (mostly straight) Online, Heterosexual in real life.

What he (or she?) said.

In terms of art, I just plain care if it is drawn well enough or not. Vulgarity need not apply to me.

In other words, nothing grosses me out.

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aurel said:
your posts and faves beg to disagree.

Art with or without dicks in them =! wanting to have sex IRL

Often times, if I favourite something, it's because I like the art itself. The lines are nice, or the colours.
My posts are not for me, but for the community.

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aurel said:
your posts and faves beg to disagree.

you have no idea what asexuality is do you?

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aurel said:
I think i do...
*TO GOOGLE*
Yes, i do..

*I don't understand, however*

*inhales*
asexual is someone who cannot feel sexual attraction (the feeling when you look at person and you are like "damn i want to have sex with that person")
asexuality is sexual orientation just like for example bisexuality.
asexuality does not affect on person's libido so some asexuals masturbate, have sex and enjoy from it (because you can still use genitals without feeling sexual attraction). some asexuals are sex repulsed. there are two types of sex repulsed asexuals, the ones who are disgusted by sex and sex related stuff in general and the ones who are disgusted by sex and sex related stuff only if they have to be part of it.

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Real Life : Heteroromantic Asexual
Online : Bisexual

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alirezatm said:
Real Life : Heteroromantic Asexual
Online : Bisexual

Finally someone who isn't naive enough to think porn preferences determine IRL sexuality.

That sort of thinking will get you into some awkward situations

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Knotty_Curls said:
Finally someone who isn't naive enough to think porn preferences determine IRL sexuality.

That sort of thinking will get you into some awkward situations

I AM in a awkward situation.

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javascript:alert(("hetero|bi|homo|pan|a|dunno".split("|"))[Math.random()*6|0]+"sexual");

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Theorangeisaspy said:
public static void main(String[] args){
System.out.println("Hmm, does Java count?")
}

def ruby(adjective)
print "#{adjective} yo' strongly typed variables!"
end
ruby("fuck")

*is super homo* o3o

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AmericanExistence said:
Wutever u want bby, just send me ur cc info and watch me on cam ;)

Alrigt!! :D

Num.: 4446 6644 4066 0666 2777
Security code: 044
With password: 4333

haw haw, I know I'm rather needy but I'm not that dumb! c:

Also, there's a hidden message in all the numbers, written as we used to do in old phone's 3x4 keypads, 0 being a space/wait

and no, none of those buncha numbers is useable

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Clawdragons said:
One part heterosexual male and one part lesbian female, mixed with all parts zoophile.

Well this is perfect.

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IRL: Heterosexual
Online: I like anything that has femininity in it. Including:
Dickgirls
Herms
Muscular women
Femboys

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mathuselah said:
Well this is perfect.

Perfection attained. Godhood incoming.

(Not sure why it's perfect though. Curious - care to explain?)

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I'm Sexsexual, attracted to sex. Please accept me for who I am.

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My Sexual Orientation is Chris Pratt.

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Komaru said:
Hello, i wanted to know any users what kind of their sexual orienation are?

Is users are: Heterosexual, Pansexual, Homosexual, Lesbian and Bisexual?

My sexual orienation is: Heterosexual

Asexual for the win!

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how do you people even find these prehistoric threads lol

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MyNameIsOver20charac said:
Necromancy in the forums is punishable by death.

Must be necrosexual.

Fenrick said:
how do you people even find these prehistoric threads lol

Dowsing rods, jackhammers, and an archaeologist's mindset. The first to find the thread, the last to necro the thread, and the middle for the occasional furry-style "rest" break.

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