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cracky
Memberand then it died
King of Hunters
Memberoriginal http://i.imgur.com/NOo0O.png
also lol at link ending
robertsaltin
MemberDrowning in water sucks, but drowning is chocolate sounds delicious
user 35428
Memberi loled my but off
Kaik
MemberChocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE?
*downs self in hot chocolate*
Also, rofl at the link. What a perfectly matching random url. :P
On a side note, chocolate is toxic to most animals (including parrots).
nekkofox
MemberJust saw this and dear god it was hilarious. Then, not five hours later, someone posts an illustrated version.
Well played.
SlickNWet
MemberIf a cat was there it would have a delicious treat
Corune
Memberwhat if it was turtle shell chocolate?
Patlabor2
Memberfate/stay night, jack and jill (movie), saber (char) ?
What does any of those tags have to do with this pic ?
Glace
Blockedoh god, I cried laughing for 18 minutes. Once you see it and you close your eyes, its still there and just as funny
AnacondaRifle
Member@Patlabor2: the bird is an animalization of saber who is a female character from fate/stay night and this picture of a parody of a scene from the movie jack and jill.
user 4412
BlockedGolden Corral
Ironchefwookie
MemberListen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
user 35428
Memberhere is a link to the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c
Kobold Thief
MemberCalm the fuck down, it's a CGI. Unknot your damned panties, or go back to the PETA forums.
Ironchefwookie
Memberyeah http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chocolate-bird its the same copypasta that was circulating tumblr, was a joke, sorry that tone and intent of text does not carry over so well on the internet, but this is the joke/meme/ with other varions with pinkie pie, and augustis gloop. my attempts at humor has failed.
ippiki ookami
Former StaffWell then.
Guess I'll be undoing that negative mark.
Ironchefwookie
Memberfigured i would explain myself, mark removed or not. its not "can i haz cheezeburger" but i figure someone might recognize the copypasta
DarkShadow6
MemberCopypasta is pretty dammed unfunny.
Kaik
MemberActually, this existed way before the movie. They just took it and did a great job of ruining the joke. Removing tags. :T
snowie
Memberlaughted my as off! simple reply yet truely funny!
Freefox
MemberAm a sick bastard and I know, but since I know is fake, it not funny anymore -_-
titanmelon
Former StaffWould this qualify for the 'what' tag?
user 8690
MemberYeah...
EnergyBlast
MemberMan, I love chocolate
titanmelon
Former StaffAdded what,since this should most likely qualify if taken out of context
titanmelon
Former StaffAlso,those copy tags and char tags are valid, as they're from his/her pixiv:
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