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SexyGayDragon

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In response to blip #122444

HenloFurret said:
You may be amused to learn that as of this morning, the shot ass produced a final bruise that looks almost exactly like an ace of spades.

Fortunately there weren't any other injuries, besides to their pride.

Whoever shot them aced that ass in spades. rimshot Thank you I'll be here all week. I hope that video lifted their spirits some cause it's damn funny...maybe not to them all things considered but still.

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    SexyGayDragon

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    In response to blip #122436

    HenloFurret said:
    Partner came home from outdoors day limping, hunched over, unwilling to sit down. I immediately went into medical support noodle mode, worrying it was a lupus relapse, scrolling in my phone for the doctor. After a quick check, I finally confirmed the diagnosis...

    ...shot in the ass. They'd been off playing paintball at the old tourney field, and had gotten shot in the ass because apparently the taking-cover reflex had gotten rusty during lockdown.

    I'm equal parts annoyed over the needless fuss, and trying to not giggle every time I hear "ah dammit" from the next room.

    I am reminded of this gem right here.

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    Daleport996

    Member

    I've cracked the code to posting. If I leave it for at least 2 days without even logging in to the site, I'll get a bunch of notifications. But if I check it regularly, I won't get much, even after 2 days. Yes, I believe this is the case and not related to time of day or content of the post at all /hj.

    HenloFurret

    Member

    Partner came home from outdoors day limping, hunched over, unwilling to sit down. I immediately went into medical support noodle mode, worrying it was a lupus relapse, scrolling in my phone for the doctor. After a quick check, I finally confirmed the diagnosis...

    ...shot in the ass. They'd been off playing paintball at the old tourney field, and had gotten shot in the ass because apparently the taking-cover reflex had gotten rusty during lockdown.

    I'm equal parts annoyed over the needless fuss, and trying to not giggle every time I hear "ah dammit" from the next room.

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    user 423669

    Member

    Been listening to paramore and shiny hunting on my gamecubes! Might start hunting in kanto safari zone in fire red soon :D

    Daleport996

    Member

    Disappointment is when you wanted an actual bow tie but they gave you a fake banded clip-on bow tie instead. I wear a regular necktie shaped into a bow tie on the usual.

    HiHotCockImBreedable

    Member

    Are there any pools or artists that are dick pics of different characters from a series or different species? I have some sets where I do smash or pass on characters and want to know if there are any artists I can do this with.

    Sudokuveritas

    Member

    Ok I should probably clarify:

    In my last blip about a week ago, I mentioned death threats. Both users had already been reported and banned. I’m still just disappointed that it had to happen.

    Also PSA, if you see something you don’t like, calmly blacklist it and move on. You can and should report it if and only if it breaks site rules or applicable laws.

    If the blacklist doesn’t work:
    1. Check to make sure the post is correctly tagged. Niche posts don’t get a lot of attention and therefore are often (usually tbh) missing tags.
    2. Make sure your blacklist is formatted correctly. There is a help page dedicated to this.
    3. If everything is correct and it still doesn’t work, inform staff through appropriate channels.

    But don’t kinkshame or threaten people for weird stuff here. Not the place, guys.
    Also thank you all for your concern. You are actively making this a better place.

    Lafcadio

    Janitor
    In response to blip #122416

    wwwwwwwww said:
    please remove my hourly translation limit.

    i had some free time and decided to translate some images, but literally ten/fifteen minutes after starting i got the limit error message; forcing me to stop in the middle of a comic and return an hour later. i will not abuse the translation tool in any way. please revoke the limit appended to my account

    Users usually get account upgrades (e621:accounts) by having a long history of quality contributions.
    Continue translating and somebody may eventually notice.

    wwwwwwwww

    Privileged

    please remove my hourly translation limit.

    i had some free time and decided to translate some images, but literally ten/fifteen minutes after starting i got the limit error message; forcing me to stop in the middle of a comic and return an hour later. i will not abuse the translation tool in any way. please revoke the limit appended to my account

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    user 1228128

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    In response to blip #122392

    Watsit said:
    After all the Shiron and Ranshiin porn I've seen in my time, I finally decided to watch the Legendz anime. I don't know what I was expecting, but it still threw my expectations for a loop. Rather rough start, but it does get good. It deserved a better ending than what it got.

    Was it weird to see them all so animated and lively but without the lewd parts? xP

    Watsit

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    After all the Shiron and Ranshiin porn I've seen in my time, I finally decided to watch the Legendz anime. I don't know what I was expecting, but it still threw my expectations for a loop. Rather rough start, but it does get good. It deserved a better ending than what it got.

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    SexyGayDragon

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    In response to blip #122358

    Daleport996 said:
    Disappointed that I'm still in my early 20s and I can no longer hear the really high pitched noise that certain electronics make.
    On the other hand, I can never be blasted with loud high frequency note as a prank anymore.

    My thermometer lets out a high pitched beep when it's done. I can't hear it unless it's close to my ear. Not sure if it's cause I have damaged hearing or what. I have to go by the blinking °F on the display. When it stops blinking it's done calculating.

    W0LFB3AT5

    Member
    In response to blip #122379

    KynikossDragonn said:
    If someone honestly was wondering "where I've been", my father died of colon cancer yesterday at 4 AM central.

    Don't even bother asking me how I feel, you most likely won't like the response.

    Damn… ☹️

    Response or not, I’m so sorry for your loss. We were wondering why you were unavailable for so long…

    KynikossDragonn

    Member

    If someone honestly was wondering "where I've been", my father died of colon cancer yesterday at 4 AM central.

    Don't even bother asking me how I feel, you most likely won't like the response.

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    Sp1d3r

    Member

    glitchi said:
    I don't know what animal characteristics such as big ears, triangular nose, long snout and more have, I just know that they make everything more exciting...

    The question that if I corrode 4 years ago since my introduction into this underworld is, ¿why do we humans? Maybe I will do some research to get to the real reason for this phenomenon, even if it is the last thing I do.

    wlkwos said:
    NGL, this has a high copypasta potential. Especially the second paragraph.

    I honestly agree with wlkwos
    wish I could have stated in the og post but eh
    not much I can do rn

    Dripen Arn

    Member

    since my next comment on this site is going to be my 1000th, i've decided to save it for the 4 millionth post
    so now i'm going to use blips to voice any impulsive comments i would've made if i allowed myself to the next ~31,000 posts

    starting with:

    post #3968698\

    this is viceral

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