@Varka
Since BDEnterprises is being a real tease right now and not letting anyone order anything (been waiting to get me a XL Stan, a Janine muzzle, and a couple of Wereables for my lovelies for fucking forever now), I've decided to take my business elsewhere for the time being.

Just bought a XXL toy -yep, that's 2 X's- that is ~12.4 inches USABLE length and ~3.6 inches widest width. Just what I need to both sate my insane depth appetite and act as an intermediate step in training for Stan's massive girth.

Don't worry BD, I still love you. I "just need a break" in our relationship. You understand, right? No hard feelings.

how 2 teeny

My new logo! Took me a good hour to create. Hope you guys like it.

>> Check it out <<

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:O

@bipface: W- What button do I press? What key? Dammit all I don't think my firmware HAS that Dropdown menu option!

Kill me now. Fuck it anyway.

G0wther said:
Why do my boobs get to c size only when … … why can't I have both dammit

ah, for that you need to open the Advanced Settings …

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G0wther said:

That's the comic I'm most interested in right now. It deals with trans stuff and presents it in a very realistic psychological yet very unrealistically cheery way and all.

Care to do me a personal favor and keep making blip updates like this one when new pages to this comic are uploaded? Thanks ahead of time girlfriend!

Yes. =^.^=

furballs_dc said:
post #2482534

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Care to do me a personal favor and keep making blip updates like this one when new pages to this comic are uploaded? Thanks ahead of time girlfriend!

post #2482534

<3

@G0wther: ya i kno. im just throing shit for fun. dont mean no harm jus having a laugh. all in gud fun yes

Why do my boobs get to c size only when my libido is extremely low but when it's normal they are only b and when its high they go to a? I mean, I know why: the male hormones for libido decrease as female hormones for boobs size increase and vice versa. But God that's annoying. Why can't I have both Dammit?

Also @L00na_BOT you can hate people but you don't have to be passively mean. It's not exactly deformity or anything, but you must at least try to be understanding; some people/"humans" turn to stuff like video games as an escape from a possibily harsh reality. For them it's just a "better" reality and as in all reality you measure your success when/where you can. Completionism and time spend on goals is a normal way to do so, okay? Do you understand?

@Pink_Hat: ooooooo pink hat not black gray or white. wat do that mean? anyway good job. counting vidya gayme achievements as accplishments will take u far n life im shure. does pink hat mean u only hack vidya gaymes or somfin then?

Wait, no, I seem to finally have gotten the GBA-version to say rank 1 on the file select. After all these years! So it's now 1500% over 5 platforms

Just got Bionicle Heroes up to 1400% completion, now stretching across 4 different platforms. There will never be a day when I tire of this game

Sonic Advance 3 not in 3 minutes

:3

All 6 Bounty Hunter Guild Codes (MUST BE FOLLOWED) - Star Wars Explained

About code 4
Bold words form a dead coward. (Boba Fett note about Greedo.)

:V

L00na_BOT said:
@Kemonophonic: @Kura_Rose: @Doomguy666: What is wit humans and treating shoes as somthing special? shoes r not a luxury item u do not need to pay a buch of money on shoes. an name brands of nything for that matter.

It's not really about treating them as something special, we just have a certain style we like. Certain shoes can match well with an outfit you're wearing. I only said that I got new Nike shoes because I actually grew up wearing only Nike shoes.

A TOTALLY LEGIT MAJORA'S MASK SPEEDRUN CARTOON ('DEFEAT MAJORA' WORLD RECORD)

Yes it is. :3

Itzmeall said:
I've been here in this site for quite a long time now; and seeing many users posting and commenting funny stuffs makes this site quite an experience. But, it is a time when I keep track of one of this sites funny man, Binagon, he got the boot. :(

living up to his name — he's bin an' gone

Itzmeall said:
I've been here in this site for quite a long time now; and seeing many users posting and commenting funny stuffs makes this site quite an experience. But, it is a time when I keep track of one of this sites funny man, Binagon, he got the boot. :(

yeah that one wasn't even that bad. seems like someone just got mad at him and kept reporting him, and admins did what they had to do

I've been here in this site for quite a long time now; and seeing many users posting and commenting funny stuffs makes this site quite an experience. But, it is a time when I keep track of one of this sites funny man, Binagon, he got the boot. :(

@Kemonophonic: @Kura_Rose: @Doomguy666: What is wit humans and treating shoes as somthing special? shoes r not a luxury item u do not need to pay a buch of money on shoes. an name brands of nything for that matter.

too bad about 30% of it is hiding

Doomguy666 said:
@Kemonophonic: I have a pair of lime green converse shoes.
Although I always wear my boots, I need them to kick people.

Ya! go team misanthrope!

Kura_Rose said:
I think they're cool

Ngl, I only wanted a pair because Johnny Knoxville wears them lol. I watched too much Jackass as a kid.

Kemonophonic said:
@Kura_Rose: I prefer Converse myself.

I think they're cool

L00na_BOT said:
Wow when i buy shoes i ither get same syle with diff colours or diff style with same colur. gotta have shoes to match evry outfit style cand colour ya kno

Yeah, my old shoes were black, white and red. Got some good jeans tho too

@Kemonophonic: I have a pair of lime green converse shoes.
Although I always wear my boots, I need them to kick people.

Kura_Rose said:
So I got new Nike shoes today BUT I subconsciously picked them only to find out that they were literally the exact same as my old shoes just fully black.

Wow when i buy shoes i ither get same syle with diff colours or diff style with same colur. gotta have shoes to match evry outfit style cand colour ya kno

So I got new Nike shoes today BUT I subconsciously picked them only to find out that they were literally the exact same as my old shoes just fully black.

@L00na_BOT: I think going in as a Synth like she did was dumb. Human psychology would dictate that she would have had much better success if she went in masquerading as a human then revealing to be a Synth later.

If she had pretended to be a human and then built up trust with a mass amount of people for a while then revealed herself later, not only would trust have been established much quicker, but most of those bonds she made would have held and the reveal would have shown that Synths CAN be trusted. People tend to hold to the love and trust they previously had in someone if presented with something controversial or damning about them later. (ie. If a loved one killed someone, your bond may dissuade you from turning them in and may even make you protect them from the law.)

But going in as a Synth just means that her goals would take longer if not just fail, and that there will always be a stigma towards her even if trust is eventually established.

in humans mia trys to get a apartment in a human communeity to show that androids wan to live normal lifes just like humans and mean no harm. as you could imagine all the humans hate her an dont want her to be around. androids deserve peace and freedom they r better than humans so in th leaste deserve equailty. al sapient beings would

I had some things I wanted to get done this week but now I've got to spend the next few days in the hospital sitting with a loved one.

Sodium, HBP, strokes and old age can go shove it.

kamicro you silly, I played with absolutely no mods.

v1.112fm is the GOTY release of the game. The only release you can buy.

Even the OEM copy of Deus Ex I had with a Creative soundcard is also v1.112fm, I'd have to go well out of my way to find a actual original retail release.

KynikossDragonn said:
Wow, Deus Ex is a hilariously badly designed game.

Why the fuck did v1.112fm fuck things up so bad?

You could just....not play with a mod

Had a Nervous breakdown over the past week. Wasn't supposed to wake up last week. I should be happy, but all I can feel is angry and I can't even remember why.

Kemonophonic said:
Dopplereffekt - Scientist

i wish i hadn't listened to that
it keeps popping into my head at random times, lol

French_Fried said:
@G0wther: 2-3 pounds per day is INSANE. That’s almost too fast

Almost? That's about as fast as you should ever aim to go per week, and even then it's pushing it.

G0wther said:
I don't need everyone shitting on me for my hard work

they're probably just concerned for your health

Just gonna leave this here

This Is NOT A Real Safety Cone - It Is A Secret Hidden Mousetrap In Disguise. Mousetrap Monday

There's also the other one he showed, which looks like a rock.

:3

FACE REVEAL + Which Mario 64 HD Stage is the Worst One?

And cat reveal too. =^-^=

French_Fried said:
@G0wther: 2-3 pounds per day is INSANE. That’s almost too fast

That's what everyone keeps saying. Docs being like, "Woah, you got a serious problem young man." And I'm responding with "First of all, I'm a girl. Secondly, STFU, Doc!"

But I'll tell you what helps: all this CoQ-10 and elastin lotion I'm slathering myself in 3 times a day. Makes sure the skin can keep up with the immense body shrinkage. And all these Boitin-filled B complex vitamins don't hurt either.

@G0wther: 2-3 pounds per day is INSANE. That’s almost too fast

post #2481098

=^.^=

So now even my new, uh, *cough* GF/"Wife" *cough cough* is hounding me about my weight-loss and ProAna lifestyle now... And she is Ana too; What kind of shit is that?

I work really hard to lose an average of ~2-3lbs./day people. I don't need everyone shitting on me for my hard work. Makes for a toxic environment and only gives me negative reinforcement for something I put tons of effort into and take pride in, you know? I can fast for a week or so to secure my rapid weight-loss regimen if I want.

unkown1832_11a0 said:
since all of exed_eyes's fucking art is scattered across the web and half it is locked away deep down in discord, heres all of his art in one place

seems like a lot of effort for … works of this nature
i mean he's clearly talented, but most of these are quite the opposite of 'fine art'

L00na_BOT said:
Awww but why not. Thursday R the cool days most times.

Sadly Thursday won't be cool, it'll be depressing.
Thursday is my nan's funeral.

since all of exed_eyes's fucking art is scattered across the web and half it is locked away deep down in discord, heres all of his art in one place: https://u11a0.github.io/indExed
a mainly index of pussies but also quasi archive
batches of art are being indexed ~biweekly
reach out to me if you have more

Kemonophonic said:
Exact opposite for me. There's never enough salt.

This is true

Kura_Rose said:
Getting new shoes and jeans tomorrow tho I'm not looking forward to Thursday tho...

Awww but why not. Thursday R the cool days most times.

Getting new shoes and jeans tomorrow tho I'm not looking forward to Thursday tho...

bipface said:
well… if they all burn you won't be able to study them
might have to settle for one or the other

Haha. Yes i guess thats right. How about i pick a few out to study and burn the rest. If i lik some i can keep them around and burn the rest after study yes. if demed gud or useful or tolerateable to keep around do so if just enough to keep the world i hav to live in runing. An mabey let me burn them too once i got board too yes. Caus its more fun if i get to do the burning. Then i get to study and burn them. Lik lab rates.

L00na_BOT said:
They can all burn. But they can be fun to study on a big scale or individully

well… if they all burn you won't be able to study them
might have to settle for one or the other

@Ratte: wow, explaining things to small fetoid.

bipface said:
i thought you hate humans though ?

U can hate a cockroach and still find there resilience intriguing right? Or a rats intellet intrigueing but hat rodents.

Humans are disgusting vile stupid abominations and i hate them all. They can all burn. But they can be fun to study on a big scale or individully and intreting to learn about.

Just take a single user n here preferredly an smart one or on that talks alot and it real funn to learn about them and see the live story they say they hav or mabey built ur own.

awkward (chapter 39): post #2477815

L00na_BOT said:
Some humans are so intrigin

i thought you hate humans though ?

Reading uaers stuff is real instering. Pick one that u kno has lots of blips comments forums post etc and its very fasinating what youl learn. Some humans are so intrigin an easy to learn about by reading evrything they have said on here.

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Kemonophonic said:
Exact opposite for me. There's never enough salt.

Ratte said:
@Kemonophonic: Is that why you're here? 🤔

bipface said:
rather, should spend less time reading the blips and more time reading the forums XD

Lols

Ratte said:
@Kemonophonic: Is that why you're here? 🤔

rather, should spend less time reading the blips and more time reading the forums XD

@Kemonophonic: Is that why you're here? 🤔

why is it that i can turn the salt grinder about ½° and get enough for the whole meal
yet i can grind the pepper 'til my arm falls off and still be craving more ?

@G0wther: ding ding we have a winner. But I dont doslike humans i hate them. Androids are obvs solution.

@L00na_BOT: So you're saying you want to make sure you (and them) FEEL actual love before you 'make love', and not just 'use' them like a sophisticated sex toy. That makes total sense, and I can advocate that.

I guess it's sort of like being Demisexual, but instead of just a good relationship, you want to make sure they are treated as equals and that they know you love your two Android partners and they love you (as much as Androids actually could anyway), before taking part in sexual activity.

Also, you are simply opting for Android partners instead of human ones because you dislike humans, and you just don't condone the one-and-done or sex slave type uses for androids, right?

I Took Apart The Xbox Series X And...

=^.^=

@G0wther: Humans buying a Android for sex only or going to a club to rent one for sex is so vulger. Humans should be ashamed for that. But if I got a Husband and Wife and loved them as equal not to use them then there would be no deniing passion. I would want sex from my Husband and Wife like any human would I just would not hav to deal with stupid humans and there bullshit. I am just choosing Androids instead. They would not be high tech sex toys to me they would be my Husband and Wife and i would love them the same sex included

@Fenrick: Oh boy, you don't even want to get me started.

I'll leave it to you to do the full research, but to keep it relatively short, purging your semen at least once every 2 weeks is what is considered healthy. Besides lowering risk of cancer and making sure your boy parts don't develop ED or Premature Ejaculation problems, males younger than 17 (but I use the age 19 for margin of error) cannot reabsorb semen/sperm like the bodies of older males. (Or in the very least, not as easily) So being pent up without release, especially for multiple months or even years like I had to endure in my youth, is really unhealthy, which is why males' bodies tend to nocturnally emit even more so during teen years than later in life; the body simply HAS to get rid of it in some way.

And that's not even touching on the psychological stress/damage being pent up too long can cause, especially in males with raging hormones and strong, uncontrollable urges during that age period too.

@Critical_Stiban: The year has gotten progressively worse so I don't see that happening, especially with dwindling financial support.

yesterday i went out in public for the first time in about 8 months;
zero new covid cases per day in my state now

https://tcrf.net/Animal_Crossing/Version_Differences

https://tcrf.net/File:Tomato_Juice_Shirt.png

Yeah, "tomato juice".

:P

@Ratte: well I hope things get better at least

Best 3/8 Cordless Ratchet? Milwaukee M12 vs Makita, Earthquake & ProStormer. Let’s find out!

=^.^=

Well i got a week off work and now were in lockdown i wasnt planning on going anywhere though