Copyright: shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker
"Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker" refers to a moment in Snapcube's real-time fandub of Sonic Adventure 2, in which Dr. Eggman delivers a public rant and ragefully calls out Shadow the Hedgehog for having sexual intercourse with his wife by "pissing" at her. Eggman then displays his massive "dong" and blows off a chunk of the Moon with a laser beam of his own urine, while also cursing out former US President Barack Obama in the process.
The moment became a viral meme shortly after Snapcube's YouTube upload of the Dark Story fandub. The audio has been remixed and placed over other videos, while the text became a prevalent copypasta.
Full quote:
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
