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Spamton, full name Spamton G. Spamton is a darkner salesman encountered in Deltarune Chapter 2. He is initially encountered as a miniboss in Cyber City when Kris passes by his dumpster and he attempts to make a deal with them.

After his battle, he appears as a shopkeeper in the Trash Zone. His shop is unusual in that his items are not what they appear, and their prices fluctuate rapidly while looking at them. He is also the only shopkeeper that the party cannot sell items to, with the "SELL" option being replaced with "BUYMORE!!"

Spamton appears as a diminutive puppet that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes change colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back, appearing similar to a pompadour. It is implied that he used to wear the FRAYED BOWTIE. Swatch mentions that many people have failed to imitate their look, and some people have even gone so far as to impersonate them. Spamton's slick black hair, multi-colored glasses, pointy white face and black suit are noticeably similar to Swatch's outfit. Spamton's design seems to be based on a number of popular depictions of puppets, having the face and style of dress seen on classic ventriloquist dummies with the nose of Pinocchio. Spamton has the ability to increase the size of his head.

Spamton was once a natural salesman, always willing to cut a deal. While he still bears a shadow of these traits, his deals are now often nonsensical or violent. He claims that he became a salesman not for the money, but for the freedom to make his own deals. However, he still attempts to scam Kris for money (which he refers to as "Kromer") at every opportunity. His speech patterns are similar to typical obfuscated spam email text, with many words replaced with non sequitur variants in square brackets that could imply incorrectly-applied mail merge variables or hyperlinks, or various voice glitches.