I can't believe someone didn't make this joke sooner! XD

Perfect! :D

... Hey, how come tails gets away with a fairly human-esque weenier?

elad said:
Hey, how come tails gets away with a fairly human-esque weener?

That's a sheath. Humans don't have sheaths...

Lies. It's the azure flute from pokemon and you know it!

Minus said:
That's a sheath. Humans don't have sheaths...

Foreskin is the sheath of a human

Werner said:
Lies. It's the azure flute from pokemon and you know it!

How do you know?

Trigger warning: penis-shaming.

GameManiac said:
How do you know?

Isn't it obvious?

"I dare you to touch it. I'll give you $30 to do it."

Ever since it was mentioned on Deathbattle... I'm surprised it took this long.

Cute paws, Tails.

What the hell is that? why the hell is that?

Seeing the "penis_shaming" tag honestly made me giggle.

It would be... If it were on your forehead.

Still not as bad as a duck's.

Werner said:
Lies. It's the azure flute from pokemon and you know it!

I honestly thought it looked like a paw, frankly.

You may not like it, but this is what peak dick looks like!

zackman1996 said:
"I dare you to touch it. I'll give you $30 to do it."

I'd do so for free