Never ask what happened to his eye.

bakeneko said:
Never ask what happened to his eye.

it would later come to be known as "the rubberband incident"

Varker said:
it would later come to be known as "the rubberband incident"

Elastic, the most dangerous of enemies.

bakeneko said:
Elastic, the most dangerous of enemies.

Remember, rubber bands are the most dangerous weapon ever created by humanity, especially in hands of bored kids in school.

Pone Keith: he's so manly that no matter how many men fuck him, he's still straight. Because compared to him, they all qualify as women.