What dose SCP-953 do?

Noldavenn. said:
What dose SCP-953 do?

Here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953

Lalala_Bob said:
Here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953

didn't expect that she would do such things

Noldavenn. said:
What dose SCP-953 do?

Lalala_Bob said:
Here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953

Noldavenn. said:
didn't expect that she would do such things

I know right?

Lalala_Bob said:
I know right?

I know she is just to cute to do that to people:/

Noldavenn. said:
I know she is just to cute to do that to people:/

Refresher course on East Asian mythology: They're full of cute things that have lethal consequences. This is true regardless of Chinese, Korean (where the gumiho, which is what 953 is based on, comes from) or Japanese (which is home to the superficially similar kitsune - which will piss 953 off if you mistake her for it) mythology.

how did i know this thing was a danger to furries? well other than the fact that even the safe scp's will sometimes try to kill you?

Noldavenn. said:
didn't expect that she would do such things

Like what? Kill furries?

Wing-Din-Gaster said:
Like what? Kill furries?

She has a containment procedure that specifically screens guards and researchers for any furry fetishes.

ok WHOS TE WEABO WHO MADE THAT THING REAL

Isn't this SCP supposed to NOT look like a cute anime girl?

noldavenn. said:
I know she is just to cute to do that to people:/

Someone isn't gonna make the 953 containment team.

It's all fun and d'awws until she rips your dick off and eats your liver.

I had a good life.
I got horny every now and then, I was mostly functional.
It aol started going downhill, but that singular FUCKING scp wiki entry made me rethink my life
after years of therapy and loosing faith in humanity,
682 was right. and i am both pissed and heavily intoxicsated