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  • Realistically speaking, Jesus telling his disciples to "eat of his body" or whatever is pretty gay.

    I mean, what if the last supper was this gay orgy with millions of drugs and the Catholics just covered it up?

    It's like a motherfucking center of a tootsie roll pop. Now get in the back of my car.

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  • Furry Jesus.. more huggable than the human Jesus. But still not nearly huggable enough to convert me :p.. After all I worship the one true god. Rapter Jesus :D

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  • LurkMoar said:
    Jesus Chrsit IS a lion! Get in the car!

    Furry Jebus is ALWAYS a lion! What's up with that, anyway? Is it just a Narnia thing or something?

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  • it is kinda funny, if you know your Christian tales and stories, John the Baptist was referred to as the Lion, and Jesus was always called a Lamb, so I do not honestly get why the furry depictions of Jesus are always a lion either.

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  • Artremen said:
    it is kinda funny, if you know your Christian tales and stories, John the Baptist was referred to as the Lion, and Jesus was always called a Lamb, so I do not honestly get why the furry depictions of Jesus are always a lion either.

    "raaaaaawr imma God's son, i am teh divine laws." Something like that. Lion = King = mandate of heaven. And who can't have more mandate than the King's only son?

    Still dumb, but it's their time they're wastin', so I'm not complaining.

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  • Listen Jesus
    I don't like what I see
    All I ask is that you listen to me
    And remember
    I've been your right hand man all along
    You have set them all on fire
    They think they've found the new Messiah
    And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong...

    As if i saw it earlier - in "Jesus Christ Superstar 2000". Judas in that west.

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  • Even though I'm a christian, I'm not obsessed with religion and I don't usually care about what people think about it, but...
    I find this pic insulting. I don't know why.

    - Jesus, I'm a furfag! I can't live with this!
    - Don't worry. I'm a lion!

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  • Artremen said:
    it is kinda funny, if you know your Christian tales and stories, John the Baptist was referred to as the Lion, and Jesus was always called a Lamb, so I do not honestly get why the furry depictions of Jesus are always a lion either.

    I shows he's all mightly or something, was as if you know anything about loins you would know that the females are the ones who do all the work, the males sit on there arses wait for the food and a nice shag from the female.

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  • Artremen said:
    it is kinda funny, if you know your Christian tales and stories, John the Baptist was referred to as the Lion, and Jesus was always called a Lamb, so I do not honestly get why the furry depictions of Jesus are always a lion either.

    Sometimes Jesus is called the Lion of Judah. The lion was already associated with his tribe, the tribe of Judah, in Genesis.

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  • ippiki_ookami said:
    So christfags invading schools isn't enough? Now they're invading my furreh! AAARRRGH!

    Why you calling Christians fags? You're generalizing an entire people, that's strike one. Also, I don't think bigoted comments are allowed here.

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