The best thing that will ever happen to you

Yup, that's a penis.

It's always a penis, even when it isn't

A thong.

aww i was hoping for a canine cock :(

IguanasAreCool said:
A thong.

With a dong.

god, I'd love to have a taste of that pretty meat~

That right there is my life story.

its a hot dog... dumbass

Your package has cum in the male.

Wolframite said:
It's always a penis, even when it isn't
[/You are the greatest thing ever.]

SleeptilSober said:
The best thing that will ever happen to you

and the worst too
but yes theyre good