Sweet mother of pearl, a hot platypus. You always have something new for me, internet, and I love you so much for it.

It's funny because adult platypuses don't have teeth.

Thus the vampire tag.

Probably fake teeth. I refer the honourable Kald to the Bloody Mary and the tomato(?) she's squeezing the life out of.

<i>*reaching the heights of passion only to be beaked futilely in the neck*</i>

You know. This is probably how a twitard would try to get into furry. Without the loser in the tree.

A vampire platypus furry, now I've seen everything.

All this needs is a pair a hot.... steaming... shitting dick nipples.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeaaaah. :P

I am the one! :D

V8, my favorite vegetable juice!
Nice beaver-duck hybrid. What do you call it?

That's a joke.

okay... as much as i like kacey's art, this is not my cup of tea.

I'm reminded of...what was her name? Morgana? From DuckTales.

Anomynous said:
Probably fake teeth. I refer the honourable Kald to the Bloody Mary and the tomato(?) she's squeezing the life out of.

<i>*reaching the heights of passion only to be beaked futilely in the neck*</i>

7 year old comment is 7 years old, but that doesn't appear to be a tomato. I think it's a blood orange...