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Kinaj
MemberYou could be inaptor maybe, MAYBEEE, but that´s just a guess, maybe it´s because of the hooves, but that´s just too implausible.
Winterplume
MemberParkinson's disease probably.
user 59725
MemberCervines can't even into magical sticky suction cup hooves.
NewbKitteh
MemberLiving the infomercial life.
FeuerSeife
MemberDuct tape = First World Problem solver
joshymaw
MemberYou hoove a problem.
AmberLion
MemberWhere did the soda go?
Crimzin Bloodmatch
Memberbecause u are trying to hold fucking everything
wolfegalvin
MemberI see what you did there...
Cashier
Memberhttp://www.imgur.com/gallery/A2Pz2TF
someoneelse229
BlockedPRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS.
Wolframite
MemberTHANKS OBAMA!
GermanParamedic
Blockedi tough the original was: ,,Why can´t i hold all These spells?"
Allomorph
MemberThumbs do much more work than you would imagine
Sheepbro
Memberbecause you're not FIRMILY GRASPING IT!!
zackman1996
BlockedIt's not rocket science, jackass. Hawking be making fun of you.
Chessax
PrivilegedYou don't need thumbs to write, just grab the pen in your fist, if that's too brutish, get a finger pen. If you want to type, then remap your keyboard, or buy a custom keyboard.
This way you can donate your thumbs to deers in need!
whatyousay
MemberDamn, now I can't give this genius a thumbs up coz I donated my thumbs.
Chessax
PrivilegedThe fact you donated your thumbs is more than I could ever ask for, however I can give you a replacement thumb (up) in return.
Dovaframe666
MemberThe handyman's secret weapon too.
BattleBane1
MemberRevolutionary idea... You can only give thumbs to two things on e621... For the obvious reason of only having two thumbs.
TruckNutz
BlockedMasturbate Much?
Foxxors
MemberHigh fiv-...er..thumbs u-...um...
Good job
superphatcakes
MemberMy OC has the same problem...his paws are kinda small too so...
H3xx
BlockedBecause you rack opposabre thumbs!
Rudy Wolff
MemberGood question.
User50A
MemberCome to think of it, how did he even put that shirt on? even if he had hands, the antlers would rip the shirt anyway.
Rudy Wolff
MemberFeet first?
Dylan The Arceus
MemberMade of Anti-Matter?
alekpo
Blockedits lupus
RatherHeavy
MemberIt's because your fingers are entirely coated in nail.
garr890354839
MemberKnow that feeling.
darkphantom1
Memberhahahaha excuse me has anyone seen my arm? you cant miss it its GREEN! hahahahahaha
I messed up
MemberIs this you? Tired of dropping all of your stuff after a random transformation into a blue and brown whateverthefuck?
BILLY MAYES HERE! SELLING MY NEW PRODUCT MIND TAPE!
garr890354839
MemberExcept antimatter will annihilate anything that is not antimatter
using the square of the speed of light as the explosion power PER GRAM.
FluffyFoxxo
MemberF
SuperShadow127
BlockedOpposable thumbs FTW!
noburoy
Member"Furgonomics", though? How?
Data
MemberJust place everything into your shirt. You just have to lift up... Oh, never mind.
Virtus-Da-Protogen
MemberTHIS POST WAS MADE BY IMPOSABLE THUMB GANG
Nise86
MemberWhy do we have hands? There are many reasons
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