alucard, bonnie, chica, freddy, and girlycard (five nights at freddy's and etc) created by houndofhermes
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    Rajma Rose

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    Walter: So did you know you can have next week off?

    Alucard: I can take next week off?!?

    Walter: Yes and you can take any odd jobs you want except Freddy Fazzbear Pizza. Sir Integra insists that you don't take a job there at all.

    Alucard: .... I'm going for a walk...

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    jesse aike

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    Rajma_Rose said:
    Walter: So did you know you can have next week off?

    Alucard: I can take next week off?!?

    Walter: Yes and you can take any odd jobs you want except Freddy Fazzbear Pizza. Sir Integra insists that you don't take a job there at all.

    Alucard: .... I'm going for a walk...

    HAAA.... just like brazill X3 good one X3... love hellsing ultimate abridged

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    user 80752

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    Rajma_Rose said:
    Walter: So did you know you can have next week off?

    Alucard: I can take next week off?!?

    Walter: Yes and you can take any odd jobs you want except Freddy Fazzbear Pizza. Sir Integra insists that you don't take a job there at all.

    Alucard: .... I'm going for a walk...

    And ENTHUSIASTIC walk.

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    Matt

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    Ha ha. This is great. I at first I thought all the eyes was Zalgo, demonic dark-god of the CreepyPasta universe and realm, the UnderRealm. But still, AMAZING! xD Man those ghosts in those bots have no idea who they got tonight.

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    BitFly

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    "So I was just chillaxing in my office like a baller, and then all of a sudden these mechanical schmucks tried to get in the door! One of them yelled out 'SCREEEEAAAAH!', and I responded with 'Jesus fucking CHRIST, that is annoying!' And they took exception to that... Well, really, they just tried to kill me. But you know how that song-and-dance goes. So, I dismantled all but one of 'em."

    "What happened to the last one?"

    "Vanished into thin air like a bitch! Silver lining? These furry trash receptacles actually have the rotting remains of dead children inside them, so I can cancel that pizza I ordered!"

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    insanegodcuthulu

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    NeoKitsune said:
    At least until he realises how much they pay

    He gets to screw with haunted, murderous robots, he probably volunteers for this shit!

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    Goingforawalk

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    FiestaDeGuerra said:
    "So I was just chillaxing in my office like a baller, and then all of a sudden these mechanical schmucks tried to get in the door! One of them yelled out 'SCREEEEAAAAH!', and I responded with 'Jesus fucking CHRIST, that is annoying!' And they took exception to that... Well, really, they just tried to kill me. But you know how that song-and-dance goes. So, I dismantled all but one of 'em."

    "What happened to the last one?"

    "Vanished into thin air like a bitch! Silver lining? These furry trash receptacles actually have the rotting remains of dead children inside them, so I can cancel that pizza I ordered!"

    "Y'know,you've been,like,reaally quiet. Are you mad? I know! It's cause I got a REAL job,isn't it?"

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    RatPT01

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    Rajma_Rose said:
    Walter: So did you know you can have next week off?

    Alucard: I can take next week off?!?

    Walter: Yes and you can take any odd jobs you want except Freddy Fazzbear Pizza. Sir Integra insists that you don't take a job there at all.

    Alucard: .... I'm going for a walk...

    Nooo i have voted to much up.then tomorrow

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    yugijak

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    Rajma_Rose said:
    Walter: So did you know you can have next week off?

    Alucard: I can take next week off?!?

    Walter: Yes and you can take any odd jobs you want except Freddy Fazzbear Pizza. Sir Integra insists that you don't take a job there at all.

    Alucard: .... I'm going for a walk...

    Me: You do realize he's playing you right?

    Alucard: Like a fucking piano.

    Me: Kay just checking

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    yugijak

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    Integra: So that's your job report

    Alucard: Eeeyup.

    Integra: You took up a job at a discount Chuck E Cheese clone.

    Alucard: Freddy Fazbear's, yes.

    Integra: You watched animatronics filled with the corpses of dead children move around the restaurant

    Alucard: Wishing for popcorn

    Integra: And then you ate the foxy one

    Alucard: To be fair they all looked delectable but even I have to watch what I eat

    Integra: You REEEEALLY need to stop taking walks

    Alucard: And you really need to get some goddamn cable up in here!

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