Touch..touch boobs

Tongue licked by tongue's tongue. French kissing a xenomorph. Predator forgot why it was even mad.

If I may be a collosal nerd for a minute, the whole reason why the yautja (Predators) have jaws shaped like that is so xenomorphs can't throat-fuck them. One of the many reasons hardcore fans despised the AVP movies, they took the one established rule and fucked it up.
No lore I know of that says they can't do it consensually, though.

GarethGobulcoque said:
If I may be a collosal nerd for a minute, the whole reason why the yautja (Predators) have jaws shaped like that is so xenomorphs can't throat-fuck them. One of the many reasons hardcore fans despised the AVP movies, they took the one established rule and fucked it up.
No lore I know of that says they can't do it consensually, though.

...huh.. thanks.

GarethGobulcoque said:
If I may be a collosal nerd for a minute, the whole reason why the yautja (Predators) have jaws shaped like that is so xenomorphs can't throat-fuck them. One of the many reasons hardcore fans despised the AVP movies, they took the one established rule and fucked it up.
No lore I know of that says they can't do it consensually, though.

True, but its a great "what if" moment. Kinda like the thought "what if a Borg managed to assimilate a Q?" We all know it cannot possibly happen, but set that aside and think.... oh gods, it would be scary indeed, and a thing to behold.

K1productions said:
True, but its a great "what if" moment. Kinda like the thought "what if a Borg managed to assimilate a Q?" We all know it cannot possibly happen, but set that aside and think.... oh gods, it would be scary indeed, and a thing to behold.

If that ever happened, then all the writers would shoot themselves because they barely knew how to contrive a way to defeat the borg and Q separately, and together they're too twinked out to even make an interesting conflict.

GarethGobulcoque said:
If I may be a collosal nerd for a minute, the whole reason why the yautja (Predators) have jaws shaped like that is so xenomorphs can't throat-fuck them. One of the many reasons hardcore fans despised the AVP movies, they took the one established rule and fucked it up.
No lore I know of that says they can't do it consensually, though.

Well, Scar was probably unconscious when the facehugger got him. And I don't see at all how mandibles are supposed to deter a Xenomorph (esp when the morph can just rip them off).

Silkywere said:
Well, Scar was probably unconscious when the facehugger got him. And I don't see at all how mandibles are supposed to deter a Xenomorph (esp when the morph can just rip them off).

Look at a yautja when its mouth is closed. That's how.
And if a xenomorph is still alive by the time it gets within grappling range of a yautja, then said yautja should just open wide and take it because he has proven that he is a bitch.

GarethGobulcoque said:
Look at a yautja when its mouth is closed. That's how.
And if a xenomorph is still alive by the time it gets within grappling range of a yautja, then said yautja should just open wide and take it because he has proven that he is a bitch.

It's not like Scar was a seasoned hunter or anything. They were unblooded, I believe. Never fought Xenos in their lives, so getting impregnated by one shouldn't be a ridiculous notion.

Can you source where it says Pred mandibles are a defense against facehuggers, or nah?

Silkywere said:
It's not like Scar was a seasoned hunter or anything. They were unblooded, I believe. Never fought Xenos in their lives, so getting impregnated by one shouldn't be a ridiculous notion.

Considering they've made a practice of killing Xenomorphs like deer at a hunting resort, and they have heat vision that would detect egg babies a mile away, as well as self-destruct devices for no other reason than Yautja seppuku, it seems pretty hard to imagine a kid fucking up so spectacularly. You can bet Scar is remembered on the same page as the unblooded that got his dreads caught in an escalator at the mall, or the one who burned through his armor by spilling an unsecured cup of acid coffee.

Can you source where it says Pred mandibles are a defense against facehuggers, or nah?

Sadly, no, which makes me feel kinda dumb for enforcing it. At most it's probably a fan thing, but it just really made sense to me that the vagina dentata would be the perfect counter to the penis dentata.

GarethGobulcoque said:
Considering they've made a practice of killing Xenomorphs like deer at a hunting resort, and they have heat vision that would detect egg babies a mile away, as well as self-destruct devices for no other reason than Yautja seppuku, it seems pretty hard to imagine a kid fucking up so spectacularly. You can bet Scar is remembered on the same page as the unblooded that got his dreads caught in an escalator at the mall, or the one who burned through his armor by spilling an unsecured cup of acid coffee.

Sadly, no, which makes me feel kinda dumb for enforcing it. At most it's probably a fan thing, but it just really made sense to me that the vagina dentata would be the perfect counter to the penis dentata.

Scar's not an unblooded, hence he marked himself. And sure they've made it a practice, but that doesn't mean they're perfect (esp if they're just starting out) and blunders aren't made.

I believe Yuatja are strong enough to survive a chestburster attack. Perhaps he was wanting to at least get back to the ship so they could remove it maybe?