Oh god what.

CLOSE THE WINDOW WHEN YOU GO SLEEP, SERIOUS !!

Hmm, just saw this, time is currently eleven pm. Not sure if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight now. Still... probably won't be as bad as the creepy totoro.

Hmm, so apparently you don't occasionally eat spiders in your sleep as the myth claims. They 'eat' you. O_o

ya i would never tell anyone about that ...never and i would lock my windows after that....dam take the windows out and put in walls

vic34677 said:
ya i would never tell anyone about that ...never and i would lock my windows after that....dam take the windows out and put in walls

I'd just move.. and burn the house down as I left..

It's not that bad, the mouth looks a lot like a vagina, a really nasty one though. Maybe you'd be able to close your eyes and enjoy it or something

....WAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

Ticow said:
It's not that bad, the mouth looks a lot like a vagina, a really nasty one though. Maybe you'd be able to close your eyes and enjoy it or something

Being a mild arachnophobe, I can say without a doubt that if I woke up to *that*, I would FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Probably have a heart attack really.

Whatbigteeth said:
Being a mild arachnophobe, I can say without a doubt that if I woke up to *that*, I would FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Probably have a heart attack really.

your name makes your comment lulz worthy

Francis: Good thing im invincible

lol at the o00o tag.
Also...vag-mouth spider....
Also...sleep raped....
Also...I'm locking every door and window in the house tonight, and sleeping with my pants on...and placing some barbed wire around my crotch to be safe...

[maybe some proximity mines, just to be sure]

I love this comic, really I do. Cuz imagine what that poor guy is thinking at that very moment.

Not all sperm stealers need to be tentacles, do they?

Is that oral? Or vaginal...

okay that's just disturbing

FIRE!
kill it with it.

I laughed for 10 minutes straight. This thing is wonderful!

TheVaultDweller said:
Francis: Good thing im invincible

i believe it's "good thing im indestructable"

This strip freaks me out D:

i've fapped to this.

I'd love to have that spider over at MY house.

IIIYAAAAAGH!

vic34677 said:
ya i would never tell anyone about that ...never and i would lock my windows after that....dam take the windows out and put in walls

I just wouldn't be able to sleep, ever again.....that's some Freddy Crougar sh** >_<"

I am not kidding when I say this I would have shit myself right when I saw that thing

hey, i didnt say stop.

Next day's to-do list:

( ) Buy a window cover

( ) Get AIDS/Siphilis/Violentpenisdeath Sickness vaccene

(x) Invest in blindfold

From now I'll ever sleep with the WINDOW CLOSED!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Hmm, talking, vag-mouth, cock sucking, night spider. I think I could handle that as long as I kept my eyes shut, but that spider better be damn good at what it does.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SPIDER EAT YOU!

Laura_Muu said:
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SPIDER EAT YOU!

What?

Sods said:
What?

Okay, the average human eats about 8 - 9 spiders a year in their sleep. In this one its eating his cock.
Hence:
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SPIDER EAT YOU!

I'd shit. right there on the spot, I'd shit myself!

Vagina Spider. If that's its mouth. Then it reminds me of the Pokemon Hydreon.... Its hands are mini-mouths. :U

just close your eyes... and enjoy.. thats what id do.

MORE MORE I WANT MORRRRRREEEEEE FUCK ME SOMEONE FUCCCKKKK ME MAN DOWN MAN DOWN MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT HELP IT'S EATING MEEEEEEEE XOXO gossip girl

What is seen can't be unseen.

Durandal said:
This is where wet dreams come from.

Damn, beat me to it. It was exactly what I thought when I read the last panel. You know, once I stopped laughing. That spider is so ridiculously looking, and absurdly sheepish after being caught. If the human guy is feeling kinky one day, he could ask her to tie him up next time. You never know, it could be fun. She's obviously just looking for a midnight snack, no harm done. A mouth like that isn't made for damage, unless you can be drooled to death...

*as she/he/it flies away*

YOU'LL-NEVER-TAKE-ME-ALIIIIIIIIIVVVVE!!

Sugi said:
Hmm, just saw this, time is currently eleven pm. Not sure if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight now. Still... probably won't be as bad as the creepy totoro.

Cheetorferal said:
I am not kidding when I say this I would have shit myself right when I saw that thing

I'd just, HIT IT WITH A FUCKING BAT SCREAMING "I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU GOT THE LIFE YOU DID, YOU DIDN'T DESIRVE THIS EXISTANCE."

"I didn't say STOP!"

dafuq?

Well that was rude.

If I weren't scared too much to speak, I'd say "Y'know if you wanted my spooge for dinner, you could've just asked."

No!!! Don't Leave...

I am simultaneously terrified so much so that I many never sleep again, but also kind of into this...

I'd yell out the window, "I didn't say stop! Just wake me up first!"

Hey who said you could stop! Dont just leave a man in the middle its rude.....

Just put a bag over its head.

XXXFentacion said:
This is where wet dreams come from.

More like wet nightmares.

Well don't just stop.

wtf, this is so creepy

ranokii said:
lol at the o00o tag.
Also...vag-mouth spider....
Also...sleep raped....
Also...I'm locking every door and window in the house tonight, and sleeping with my pants on...and placing some barbed wire around my crotch to be safe...

[maybe some proximity mines, just to be sure]

You trying to save your dick or blow it to kingdom come? LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nccOmfMW5_Y

whatbigteeth said:
Being a mild arachnophobe, I can say without a doubt that if I woke up to *that*, I would FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Probably have a heart attack really.

i have some pretty severe arachnophobia. so bad in fact, i almost went into cardiac arrest from waking up one night with a wolf spider the size of my dragon tattoo on my upper right forearm.

Shit I'd just go
"Well I didn't say stop."

Desperate times

Spidussy