Gay sex while camping at night is so damn romantic, geez

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dimpo said:
Gay sex while camping at night is so damn romantic, geez

One time I went camping with my boyfriend. Everything was very romantic: the fire, marshmallows, etc. We decided to have sex, but it turned out to be not so great.

1. Mosquitoes bite you from all sides, and you can't really get undressed or you'll end up covered in bites.
2. After packing up the camp, we were sweaty and a bit dirty, which was also uncomfortable.
3. In theory, you can prepare for anal sex before going camping, but walking through the woods with an anal plug is not very pleasant. BELIEVE ME, FROM EXPERIENCE, WHEN YOU FORGET IT'S INSIDE YOU AND YOU SIT ON A FALLEN TREE, THE FEELINGS ARE NOT VERY PLEASANT.

In the end, the sex didn't work out, but the romance was there.

wannellarian said:
One time I went camping with my boyfriend. Everything was very romantic: the fire, marshmallows, etc. We decided to have sex, but it turned out to be not so great.

1. Mosquitoes bite you from all sides, and you can't really get undressed or you'll end up covered in bites.
2. After packing up the camp, we were sweaty and a bit dirty, which was also uncomfortable.
3. In theory, you can prepare for anal sex before going camping, but walking through the woods with an anal plug is not very pleasant. BELIEVE ME, FROM EXPERIENCE, WHEN YOU FORGET IT'S INSIDE YOU AND YOU SIT ON A FALLEN TREE, THE FEELINGS ARE NOT VERY PLEASANT.

In the end, the sex didn't work out, but the romance was there.

1. Sounds like you have a nice boyfriend.
2. Sounds like you are a nice boyfriend.
3. Sounds like you gained a lot of wisdom and I wish you the best of success on your next attempt!