Dying for the full image holy shit

Must've done some serious cardio, poor Umbre...

When you finally workout legs in the gym

Legs must’ve went numb from sitting on them wrong for too long, devastating 😔

Gym been hitting hard aye?

Me after walking to and from work (I live in the US, and my city has close to zero sidewalks)

Me after stepping on lego

jmvryt said:
Me after walking to and from work (I live in the US, and my city has close to zero sidewalks)

Wait what? That sounds like an actual dystopian concept to me 💀

dirtyratmatt said:
Wait what? That sounds like an actual dystopian concept to me 💀

In much of the US, your only choice is driving.

dirtyratmatt said:
Wait what? That sounds like an actual dystopian concept to me 💀

Yep, sidewalks and bikelanes tend to be an afterthought. If they're even remembered.

"I umbrecant no more"

Me after doing a 10k marathon

dirtyratmatt said:
Wait what? That sounds like an actual dystopian concept to me 💀

Not only there are no sidewalks, there's no realistically usable public transport. Lots of walls and fences for no reason everywhere also.

dirtyratmatt said:
Wait what? That sounds like an actual dystopian concept to me 💀

yeah, most residential streets where I live have next to no sidewalks, so I have to walk along curb or on someone's lawn. If I'm luckily, there will be 15ft of sidewalk, only to then immediately end. It'll also certainly be mostly damaged, so it's mostly grass anyways. Some of the major roads that run through have a bit more sidewalk, but 30ft isn't much of an improvement. If I bike, I have to use the sidewalk and risk running a pedestrian over, or use the road and risk being ran over myself. There's a single bus that runs every hour, but it has like 4 stops total (having a bus is a luxury that most cities don't have, because my city happens to house the county courthouse, so the bus has to connect our city to other cities nearby).

The city was built for cars, and you can tell; a gas station built on every block. It's not just a dystopia; it's real, and millions of people like me have to live it.

have you tried turning them umbreoff and umbreon again

An ahegao Umbreon face leads a conversation to the criticisms of U.S. public transit.

Some days I love the weirdness that is the internet.

gnpfrslo-ejioup said:
Not only there are no sidewalks, there's no realistically usable public transport. Lots of walls and fences for no reason everywhere also.

"Because our government takes unowned land so nobody can use it"

Me when I sit on the toilet too long

Leg day at the gym

cheesylouisy said:
"Because our government takes unowned land so nobody can use it"

Property tax is just your rent payment to the fed. You can't actually own land in the US.

aj_aficionado said:
In much of the US, your only choice is driving.

I'll cross the United States on my own two feet before I get behind the wheel of a car