“Showering is good for you! Here is top ten tips for people who don’t know to shower.”

Intro: "Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel! Today, I am going to blow your mind with the ultimate shower hacks you never knew existed! And trust me, after this, it is never going to be the same showers anymore!"

Tip #1: "Start with the water."
"You won't believe the people that don't actually figure out they need to turn on the water first. Don't just stand there! Let's make this shower WET, people!"

Tip #2: "Pick a temperature. But here's the kicker: Don't boil yourself alive!"
"Nothing screams more 'I clearly need to take some different life paths' than stepping into lava water because you thought 'hot' was a good idea."

Tip #3: "Get in the shower. No, like… get IN the shower.
"Half of you are just leaning in with one leg, getting misted, calling it 'good enough.' Nope, both feet, fully committed. This is a two-leg operation, people."

Tip #4: "Soap. Use it. More than once a week."
"A shocking number of people don't use soap. So, I'm here to remind you! Seriously, no one else will. They're just being polite!

Tip #7: "This is going to be the one that BLOWs your mind! Have you ever thought about… conditioner?"
"Yeah, I said it! You don't just shampoo in and out, conditioner, my friends. Slipping out of that shower like a seal, freshly greased!"
They then conclude with: "Like and subscribe for more life-changing tips you never knew you needed!"

Next week: "10 Ways to Breathe Air – #3 Will Literally Change Your Life!