Man I came here to jerk off not laugh

He's crying under the mask and Foxy didn't even flinch to call the ambulance. This is so sad

Really excited for the porn that's to come. It took a moment to realize how FUCKED he was when I saw the suit.

This is the funniest one since he barged in on Mal0 the second time.

Also, gonna defend BBS here, with the cost of things we have now, it's totally reasonable to call your insurance company before emergency services.

How Many Times is This Guy Gonna Get Close to Death!?

This is the best comedy thing I have ever saw on e621.

Why does this sound exactly like something Bojack Horseman would do?

He'll be fine, just a little bactine and band-aid and he'll be back to cockblocking for our entertainment!

I'm just impressed the dude was still hard during all that.

It seems like everybody already knows of him and simply ain't much surprised
and its fine, its what he does
just wait him out and it will be fine

Base boosted soldier my beloved

saber_prower said:
How Many Times is This Guy Gonna Get Close to Death!?

Eh, what's getting "close to death" when you're already in the "died and came back" club. He's just flirting with death at this point.

sikiji said:
Eh, what's getting "close to death" when you're already in the "died and came back" club. He's just flirting with death at this point.

He's basically a hilarious, talkative Michael Myers.

...god dammit is he dead again?

the guy suddenly talking scared the shit out of me i had my dick in my hand and thought someone was bursting into my house.

An unfortunate twist of events

I fucken love this content XD

sikiji said:
Eh, what's getting "close to death" when you're already in the "died and came back" club. He's just flirting with death at this point.

And that should be the next character he barges in on. Can you imagine him interrupting Death from Puss in Boots?

One: I came here for masturbing, and just I break the laugh.
Second: I love this JAJAJA Instant favorite.
Three: How this guy survive the aliens?

I came here to bust but I busted out laughing 😂

You know... I enjoy these? ...but that tiny bit at the beginning with Foxy was hot. I hope he does something without the interruption later. ^^;

I love this series

stoneguardian said:
You know... I enjoy these? ...but that tiny bit at the beginning with Foxy was hot. I hope he does something without the interruption later. ^^;

it will dw. just wait a couple days and it'll happen

Kinda want to see him having sex and either get interrupted by someone else and he goes on a tirade that breaking in is not cool, Or just talks about life and the one doing the sex is nodding along like "yeah ok buddy"

taksinotl said:
Kinda want to see him having sex and either get interrupted by someone else and he goes on a tirade that breaking in is not cool, Or just talks about life and the one doing the sex is nodding along like "yeah ok buddy"

It has to be the whiny guy lol

he calls his insurance before he calls 911, like a true American.

This is too fucking funny, omg

Dude followed the procedure and stayed calm as to not interrupt anyone's fun, he'd make a great employee

I feel like that one dude where he opens the fridge rubbing his hands in excitement just for his expression to change into pure disappointment and ends up closing the fridge

Saw the other version before this because I was looking for a version without low frame rate lol
Lmao wow

Unexpected

swashbucklist said:
This is the funniest one since he barged in on Mal0 the second time.

Also, gonna defend BBS here, with the cost of things we have now, it's totally reasonable to call your insurance company before emergency services.

Actually, thanks to the No Surprises Act of 2022, your insurance company cannot hit you with unexpected bills in the event of an emergency, even if you receive services from out-of-network hospitals or physicians. If you're insured, you're fine.

i_love_monster_girls said:
Base boosted soldier my beloved

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