"-simulated vagina"

I just call it my hand.

Exquisite! Long have I fantasized about just such a receptacle to ejaculate into.

Is this real?

Jesus fucking christ...

It's terrible in every possible way. Even the stitching is shoddy.

I weep.

Her nipples are so asymmetrical, it's not even funny. Oh wait, it is funny!

i give them credit for putting so much work into this

Imagine fucking that thing and cumming inside it was the end of your night. If it is the beginning of your day then there is something more weird then fucking this thing at night.

I would be pretty much unfazed if one of the bullet points was, 'Made with real horse.'

the "where is your god now" tag makes this for me

should there also be a "what has science done" tag as well?

Jack_Nova said:
If you buy this, just hang yourself. Suicide is an option.

that is fucked up dude

I speak for all fucked up people when I say 'dafuq?'.

I’ll be honest and say that I want this, but not for sex. I want it because I find it hilarious. Put some pants and a shirt on it and I would set this thing up in a chair as a conversation starter.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/482/template.jpg

is cools :3 but i think it needs a little work. people are just hating on pony cuz pony, keep it up and the next one will be great, im sure! ^_^ Shame on the rest of you >:C

What's the vag made out of again? I'm afraid there may be an increase in "rug-burn" cases at the ER if people use this or something similar. I'll just stick with my hand, thx. But really, I think the biggest fail was AppleJack, she is worst background pony ever. That's why so many are hating on it. If it were Dashie or Twily, there would be no argument.

I know it looks creepy, but if it were laying around... I'd still give it a shot.

PenisFire said:
I know it looks creepy, but if it were laying around... I'd still give it a shot.

Just lol, sorry

Hello Mr. Garrison!

To me, this crossed the line into going too far...

Your telling me that you where alone in your house and this AJ doll was just laying in bed, you wouldn't at least try it?

I think about all the positives;

Dont have to cuddle, just throw her in the closet.
No pillow talk, throw her in the closet.
no worries about pregnancy, child support, alimony...
and most of all...
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY HER!

I rate it 4/10 in all seriousness
It looks well made from a distance, the only turn offs are:

• Shitty vag, but you can shove a fleshlight in it
• Dem tits/ohgodwhy
• Face is creepy as fuck
• Not Derpy Hooves

Brony logic on e621:

Jerk-off to pictures of ponies?: A-OK! :D

Fuck a pony plushie?: LOOOOSER!

Whereas people outside the fandom think both are equally creepy.

jspencer said:
Brony logic on e621:

Most of us have some threshold of quality. This thing is so uncanny I can hardly look at it. The design is anthro in all the wrong ways.

As for plushes in general: If I found myself fucking one, I'd be apt to take a long look at myself and ask "has it really come to this?". I'd be much less likely to deeply self-analyze if the plush was high quality artistic genius instead of... this.

Jack_Nova said:
If you buy this, just hang yourself. Suicide is an option.

And suicide is perfectly legal in Quebec. They just passed a bill stating you have the freedom to do what ever you want with your body, including ending your own life. And if you can't do it, they even allow assisted suicide.

All this time I thought it was physically impossible to laugh and vomit at the same time.

Dear diary.

Twifight_Sparkill said:
All this time I thought it was physically impossible to laugh and vomit at the same time.

Dear diary.

I had to jot that down in my captains log.
Now finishing warp engine repairs...

If I had this thing in my room, I'm pretty sure I would be scared to walk around it when I needed to pee in the middle of the night...

ConsciousDonkey said:
If I had this thing in my room, I'm pretty sure I would be scared to walk around it when I needed to pee in the middle of the night...

kinda reminds me of that clown in poltergeist

That is one low quality plush abomination.

That just looks so wrong on many levels.

I'm slowly but surely losing faith in the fandom

Even pinochio would want that doll burned

Eh. It's not a huge turn-on for me, but most of you ponies dissing it are exaggerating. I don't see any breast asymmetry or most of the other things y'all are complaining about. The doll is fairly well made, especially considering it's five feet tall. It's extremely challenging to make a plush doll that large. Could anyone on the hate train do better than this?

OH GOD WHY

WuFFY said:
is cools :3 but i think it needs a little work. people are just hating on pony cuz pony, keep it up and the next one will be great, im sure! ^_^ Shame on the rest of you >:C

you are a moron

TrixieWolf said:
Eh. It's not a huge turn-on for me, but most of you ponies dissing it are exaggerating. I don't see any breast asymmetry or most of the other things y'all are complaining about. The doll is fairly well made, especially considering it's five feet tall. It's extremely challenging to make a plush doll that large. Could anyone on the hate train do better than this?

Yes, i make a living off crafts

It's... good, but definitely would NOT stick my cock in
it

I can see myself buying this JUST to send it to a friend. So many of my friends are the type to open important looking stuff in front of whoever is in the house at the time. Just imagine getting a big box in the mail, you and your parents being excited to find out what it is, then pulling THAT out. i would have to be there to see the priceless face of horror that would grace their faces.

sorenxoras said:
I can see myself buying this JUST to send it to a friend. So many of my friends are the type to open important looking stuff in front of whoever is in the house at the time. Just imagine getting a big box in the mail, you and your parents being excited to find out what it is, then pulling THAT out. i would have to be there to see the priceless face of horror that would grace their faces.

I am laughing for the first time in years just reading this!

I must thank ktkr and their profile page for bringing me to the 'taking_it_way_too_far' tag.
Been great and the comments made this image hilarious for me.

Its 11:39 time to get off e621.
Jesus fuck

Oh Come On!!!