wings of fire and etc created by frillsnfangs
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A swim sounds like a nice way to cool off, right?

...until you get mistaken for a fish by a rather bulky seawing guard doing daily rounds down the coastline. You see the flavor of a dragon and a fish really aren't that far apart when both have been sufficiently drenched in salty ocean water, and even the harshest pleas for help from within get drowned out by the lapping ocean waves and crying gulls. Though... fish don't have 4 legs right? Oh well, it tastes like fish so it must be one, no point in investigating further, it's hard to keep the sea kingdom safe on an empty stomach and there's so much more territory left to patrol before dusk.

The real lesson for any land creatures like yourself is to stick to a river or pond unless you want to be plunged into hot, tight, slimy darkness like this unfortunate soul who's only a few more gulps away from being lunch. So much for beating the heat, huh?

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