Why the long face?

dirtyratmatt said:
Why the long face?

That’s like, the exact opposite of a long face

dirtyratmatt said:
Why the long face?

It's because nobody will give her oral, due to cat urine containing ammonia. (joke answer)
Actually, it could be because she lacks the muscles in her face to smile, much how a secretary bird can't open their eyes more that partway. (real answer)