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Is that meat processed? If it's processed I don't want it.

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli cock. it has no bones or fat, but is high in protein. It is an amalgamation of the wet dreams of several horny furries, emulsified, liquified, strained, and ultimately, inexorably joined together in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or is ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli cock. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order.

It is horniness manifest.

We also have a lower girth variety if you would prefer that.

6millionththrowaway said:
Is that meat processed? If it's processed I don't want it.

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli cock. it has no bones or fat, but is high in protein. It is an amalgamation of the wet dreams of several horny furries, emulsified, liquified, strained, and ultimately, inexorably joined together in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or is ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli cock. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order.

It is horniness manifest.

We also have a lower girth variety if you would prefer that.

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