Fun fact: the purpose of morning wood is to make sure you don't piss in your sleep, not because you're horny.

Unless you happen to be the subject of porn, then it's also because you're horny.

ivegotcats said:
Fun fact: the purpose of morning wood is to make sure you don't piss in your sleep, not because you're horny.

Unless you happen to be the subject of porn, then it's also because you're horny.

I always am horny so it might as well be for me