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this might be the lowest the soldier has ever been at (minus the time when he was six feet under)

SCP-682 & Mal0 models by: https://twitter.com/da__nilkaz
rigging by: https://twitter.com/RABBDO2000

HQ NSFW version available here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111339531

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    JojoDash

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    I bet 1471 only reminded him that late about the microwave, due to him not giving her one of the cookies last time they met.

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    guh Re

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    My favourite part of all of these is they just listen to him like it's a normal occurrence. Although then again it might be at this point.

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    Fallenskump

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    Is there any chance that this dude gonna make a tv series? he never fails to make me laugh 🤣

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    OriThePonytronic

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    "Oh also if you don't fuck this mission up i'll forgive you for that accident at Black Mesa, you know the one involving a... microwaved casserole."

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    Swashbucklist

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    Bass Boosted Soldier at his best!

    And that is exactly how mad I get when I accidentally ruin my food. I like food, and I don't want to hurt it.

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    GoldForest

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    Yay! Bass Boosted Soldier AND Bass Boosted Scout in one video! Though, I feel bad for Scout.

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    ZorgoiaSyrup

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    I WILL BREAK YOU IN HALF I love that kind of trope.

    jojodash said:
    I bet 1471 only reminded him that late about the microwave, due to him not giving her one of the cookies last time they met.

    Nah, that was the guy.

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    Evanthecat

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    I love when they bait people into memes on this website, they should make a safe version and put it on YouTube.

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    ThetaDelter

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    prototype-0 said:
    *crunches numbers on a calculator*
    This must be the world's SMALLEST coffee cup!

    "it can barely hold an expresso. Exspress-expr, ESPRESSO. Sigh, Jesus christ"

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