Must have been the wind.

existing_user said:
Must have been the wind.

Wind deniers: "Must have been the, erm... uh..."

Well, you see...

existing_user said:
Must have been the wind.

"Is someone there?"

Because you have amazing tits and everyone needs to know.

existing_user said:
Must have been the wind.

It cast a wicked dream!

The answer is, 'Well, they looked so uncomfortable being squeezed into that top like that. I just wanted to make you more comfortable.'

Fiddler Crabs! Annoying little devils!

Seriously one of my favorite pieces of Lion King fanart I've ever seen.

You see, if you're getting a tan, you need it to be even and i noticed your chesticles were covered so i decided to release them into the wild..........and applied a bit of sunscreen on them............... just a splash

existing_user said:
Must have been the wind.

Did a spear pierce your shield? Or did an arrow hit your chin?