Olympic Proposal

Art by Roly

“And as we continue our coverage of the 2024 Olympic Games, Victoria Anderson, crowd favorite of the gymnastics circuit has just won herself the gold and…”

“Hold on a minute there Jack, it looks like she’s winning something more.”

“Indeed she is. It looks like her boyfriend, Grell I think his name is, has gotten down in one knee and…”

“Out comes the ring! He’s proposing to her on the spot. What a sweetheart. She is absolutely stunned but will she accept?”

One minute later:

“She has indeed accepted the marriage proposal!”

“Just look at them, so happy and -“

“Wait a minute, what are they doing?”

“It appears they’re starting to…undress each other but…oh my Arceus they wouldn’t?! They couldn’t?!”

Three rounds later:

“I can’t believe what I’m seeing! They’re still going at it like Rattata down there! This is indescribable!”

“Exactly my thoughts Barry, truly a sight to behold and neither security or the other spectators have even come close to stepping in and prying them apart.”

“Hey if you wanna get Flame Blasted while she’s riding her man then by all means Jack.”