Beards make every man at least 20% sexier

If he looks like this with hair, why the hell does he shave!?

ultrapleb said:
If he looks like this with hair, why the hell does he shave!?

So he doesn't sweat like a pig?

Put that damn razor down! He looks so much hotter with a beard. He'd probably also have a better chance at regular hookups, too.

twobearshighfivin said:
So he doesn't sweat like a pig?

But pigs IRL can't sweat. That's why they need to roll in mud. How does that work with anthros? People always ask "Can Werewolves eat chocolate?" since chocolate is toxic to canines. And now, I'm wondering "Do anthro pigs have sweat glands?"

justhereforthecubs said:
But pigs IRL can't sweat. That's why they need to roll in mud. How does that work with anthros? People always ask "Can Werewolves eat chocolate?" since chocolate is toxic to canines. And now, I'm wondering "Do anthro pigs have sweat glands?"

Why everyone downvoting him?
He has a point xD
Do he sweat?

And: werewolves eating chocolate is NOT a good idea
It gets on le hips, y'see?