I see this as an ultimate win

Now I have a picture of Ganondorf being sealed in place by a glowy green cock in my head.

I'm glad to see the joke from the other image has been continued further. This is the best zelda timeline

XPray moment

54octo said:
Now I have a picture of Ganondorf being sealed in place by a glowy green cock in my head.

Its even more interesting how that same green glowy cock somehow managed to grab links arm to stop him from falling. Also I want to see the version of the sealing cutscene where Rauru runs up to Ganondorf fully erect and somehow hits him in the chest head-on with his cock.

violetbovine said:
Its even more interesting how that same green glowy cock somehow managed to grab links arm to stop him from falling. Also I want to see the version of the sealing cutscene where Rauru runs up to Ganondorf fully erect and somehow hits him in the chest head-on with his cock.

It wasn't the chest that Rauru struck in that timeline I'll tell you that much!

This green fuse goo makes more sense now..

... so what does this make Ultrahand?

54octo said:
Now I have a picture of Ganondorf being sealed in place by a glowy green cock in my head.

Well... I've seen plenty of Shorts on YouTube of people making contraptions of a well endowed large wooden (planks) humanoid barrelling towards its target. 🤣

"... you fucking idiot, why did you even try to defend against Ganondorfs power with your DICK?"

C O C K INJURED

This also implies that Ganondorf began his attack in the beginning by shooting Link in the dick.

Nealend86 said:
This also implies that Ganondorf began his attack in the beginning by shooting Link in the dick.

Honest to God, that's a very big brain play to incapacitate any hero.

make sense，cannot grow to defeat Ganon without testosterone