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Fierce-Nexus-Link
MemberI don't know why, but I was very distracted by the fact he only has three fingers. Weird.
Shatari
MemberI hope it pays good enough to move that poor fish into a bigger tank. Ideally you want 10 gallons per goldfish, but you don't want to go less than 5 gallons.
Praepes
MemberI saw this page first and for a horrible moment thought this story was going to end with him screwing the goldfish. Thank goodness he’s just going to do a robot instead
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Hunter of Monsters
MemberA finger monster? ☉_☉
shanefrost
MemberFunny story actually. The reason I always give humans three fingers is because of the film Total Recall. Specifically when the main character interacts with the four finger device.
Why three fingers then? Hell if I know. I just think of it every time I do it.
Thefurrytrapper
MemberLORE ARTiST LORE ARCHIVE
BEEPBEP
MemberDude is probably under 30, no way would I be able to handle that, lol. Using armrest as a pillow would permanently deform my neck at this point!
lurkmore
MemberMonster finger puppets, I think? Like, from the prize counter.
Crayontail01
MemberI feel like I'm watching a scene from Free Guy.
shanefrost
Memberfinger gremlos! Ready to feed on your snacks and annoy your siblings!
Rat Queen
MemberI hope he takes all the dang robits, it just ain't right
Bruh Urmom69
MemberSimple, its an squishy armrest.
user 1594669
Memberholly jeebs it's goldy frædy
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