Life is all about perspective.

What the heck Blue? Of course the other two are right.
… Unless you can avoid both options. XD

A bad option is still a bad option lol. Just like how choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

pceddy said:
A bad option is still a bad option lol. Just like how choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Yeah, this is conflating "good" with "preferable".

someinternetguy said:
What the heck Blue? Of course the other two are right.

pceddy said:
A bad option is still a bad option lol.

It begins.

I'd take a papercut over a stabbing any day!

crayontail01 said:
I'd take a papercut over a stabbing any day!

Well i personally would prefer getting stabbed, but thats probably just me.

I agree with blue's little bro and green. After all burning down a empty school is better than burning down a Wendy's that has a grumpy worker in it. Because one is completely useless and empty and the other one has the possibility of having nuggies! XD
(for clarification I do not advocate arson)

What's the joke? I feel like this is like a Blondie comic...

Depends where the paper cut is.

cavedude186 said:
Depends where the paper cut is.

You made me say Ouch out loud. Is OOL a thing?

Look I can't say either option is good. But I can say that getting a paper cut is better then being stabbed. So there is a "Better" Option rather then a "Good" Option. Sometimes you don't get good option and just need to make the best of what you got.

Like hey you have to be hit either by a car or a shopping cart. While the shopping cart has the least likely chance to be lethal. It still isn't to good of an option. Just the better of the two.

There's a bad option, and a worse option.

How and why are you getting stabbed? Getting stabbed to death by a sword through the heart is one thing, but stabbing your diabetic self in the arm with a needle full of insulin is entirely another.

clawstripe said:
How and why are you getting stabbed? Getting stabbed to death by a sword through the heart is one thing, but stabbing your diabetic self in the arm with a needle full of insulin is entirely another.

I imagine given the context this is clearly intended to be aggressive stabbing by an external agent. The answer is still wrong since neither option is good, but papercut is definitely better than stabbing in that context.

legitimateparsley said:
It begins.

There shouldn't have been a discussion to begin with. Blue is objectively wrong; getting a papercut isn't good. It's just better than the stabbing. Better does not mean good.

clawstripe said:
How and why are you getting stabbed? Getting stabbed to death by a sword through the heart is one thing, but stabbing your diabetic self in the arm with a needle full of insulin is entirely another.

Entirely contextual tbh.
Stabbing a needle of insulin into your body can be considered good as a treatment, but unfortunately bad that you have to do it in the first place...

As long as the paper isn't origami folded into something that could stab, I would go with stab. My thoughts also go to "How is the paper being used to stab, surely if it's just the corner it won't do much" and "Wow paper cuts are hella painful".

As Blue says, it's not the good option, it's the 'less bad' option.

Better, but not good.

it's not a good option but it is þe good option

Counterpoint: You can get a paper cut or you can get nothing

If you truly believed the paper cut was the "good" option, then you would choose it in this scenario as well

spitechaotic said:
Look I can't say either option is good. But I can say that getting a paper cut is better then being stabbed. So there is a "Better" Option rather then a "Good" Option. Sometimes you don't get good option and just need to make the best of what you got.

Like hey you have to be hit either by a car or a shopping cart. While the shopping cart has the least likely chance to be lethal. It still isn't to good of an option. Just the better of the two.

Thank you! The less bad is better. That doesn't mean it isn't bad; just less bad.