She wants your dick in the hole, not your whole body you dummy

vorchist said:
She wants your dick in the hole, not your whole body you dummy

Take my upvote for making me laugh

Careful mate. one moment you're flirting with a cute slug and thinking you're gonna get some slugussy, then next thing you know they've stabbed you in the side with their spear dick and you're the one laying eggs.

I believe she is looking for one particular part to fit in her hole of glory. *wink

I knew that from the moment I posted this page, I would forever regret my choice of the horned slugs burrowing in holes. God, if you exist, help....me.

Poor girl is dying inside with that "Niiiiight" thinking "stupid stupid stupid, why did I have to say that"

shanefrost said:
I knew that from the moment I posted this page, I would forever regret my choice of the horned slugs burrowing in holes. God, if you exist, help....me.

Most of it could have been avoided with 'burrow' instead of 'hole', but it's pretty fun this way, heh

sorenxoras said:
Careful mate. one moment you're flirting with a cute slug and thinking you're gonna get some slugussy, then next thing you know they've stabbed you in the side with their spear dick and you're the one laying eggs.

As a biologist, I approve this message.

get ready for spear fighting son, cuz slugs swing both ways (not like they usually have any other option haha)