(Dis?)Advantage of having a stalker-y cyber-cryptid as your GF: When someone online tells you to "kys," she pulls the ultimate "no u" and bans them IRL.

evertide said:
(Dis?)Advantage of having a stalker-y cyber-cryptid as your GF: When someone online tells you to "kys," she pulls the ultimate "no u" and bans them IRL.

I need to start using "Ban yourself irl" now

Me @ all the Onlyfans thots who keep following me on twitter.

Never piss off Scp-1471

Why does the text look upscaled then downscaled/compressed

Now I want to see Mal0 vs. SCP-5045-1

I work tech support, I can't count how many times I've wished I could do that.

delta_wolfkin said:
I need to start using "Ban yourself irl" now

You've got the No Horny bat, she has the ban hammer

zombiegrief16 said:
You've got the No Horny bat, she has the ban hammer

It's just a regular sledgehammer, except there's a small scrap of paper that reads "BAN HAMMER" taped to one side.

HACKS

When the troll says "1v1 me IRL F@G"

I know, risky, but I value auccracy

Average Monday On Twitter

Get mal0’d idiot

you need to ban yourself IRL now *lightning strike*

damiantheantichrist said:
you need to ban yourself IRL now *lightning strike*

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