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probex57
MemberOh good the sounds XC
jolejojo
MemberWhat is new in that version?
insanemane
MemberCheat: PokeBaster
WankersDozen
UpTheArsenal
ElseYiff
kiwi95
MemberMolto bello bello x33
GrammarNazi
MemberIs there just infinite space in him? I mean I left the auto egg insertion on,for a while and when I came back it was at 225, which assuming they're 2 1/2" wide by 4 inches long that takes up, at apx.12.6cm cubed, multiplied 225 times equals 2835cm cubed (2.8L of egg, in solid state)! That's insane! Then, again there's no logic, or science, in the furry world...
Glennar520
MemberSo true.
KingTheFurredDragon
BlockedIts probably not true math, though. BUT, then again, I didn't check it.
GrammarNazi
MemberIf you feel like checking it, heres the formula:
(1/2)(4π/3)A2B + (1/2)(4π/3)A2C = (2π/3)A2(B+C)
And the corresponding diagram.
Chances are I may have made a mistake, as I rarely have ever used this formula, but then again, aside from a select few, who really does use this formula regularly? If I did though, it's not going to be huge, probably like .1-.6, not even a whole unit, which in the end makes the answer (in Litres, not centimeters cubed) between 3.2L and 2.5L. HOWEVER, the principle of it being impossible is the same.
nme22
Memberyou dont do math in porn, you just say "255 eggs? the fuck? he got a portal in there or somethin?"
GrammarNazi
MemberWell, shit. I thought that equation was in Centimeters cubed. Good to know it's in U.S. Standard, after all as you saw I was on the metric system, which is SO much easier, so yeah thanks. God I hate U.S. Standard measurements.
Moonlit Wolf
Memberwoulda been better if that cock sucking tentacle could take his load =(
cjjt123
Memberhahaha I shoved a pokeball up his ass
what hapins if caramandeer reterns wail its in his ass
will he come back out like the monkey did in the movie fly
Aetheldrake
Memberi really hope theyre only hardboiled eggs that have already been peeled, those shells would hurt ungodly amounts of pain
GinOokami
MemberYou know, if you leave on the automatic egg remover, eggs will keep coming out even if there aren't any inside of him.
Kitfox
Memberhmmmm
"ahm so fert"
TyPow
MemberSweet mother of flash porn.
kingzachary
MemberJust to say this even though i haven't read all that you guys have done but damn. All this math for a porn game. Two words. First the bad side. Geek. But more importantly WOW. I am shocked. I mean I have no words for you. NONE.
Now the flash without doing the math is awesome. Its hard not to get hard when playing this flash. ITS HOT.
kingzachary
MemberIf you have the power or can tell me how to I need that comment above this one deleted.
kingzachary
MemberJust to say this even though i haven't read all that you guys have done but damn. All this math for a porn game. Two words. First the bad side. Geek. But more importantly WOW. I am shocked. I mean I have no words for you. NONE.
Now the flash without doing the math is awesome. Its hard not to get hard when playing this flash. ITS HOT.
Kithrax
Member2362 Eggs up his damn ass... how?
john10a
MemberWhat the fuck? It's porn, jerk off to it and pass out.
Dragonpussy
Memberwhen is the next update?
Namity
Memberhe's cute
Untamed
MemberUnfortunately never
Oi27
Memberif you keep going, the counter overflows at 10000 eggs and resets to 0
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