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MajorZ
MemberFamous last words.
cutething56
MemberPull pin, count to 3, throw.
SGanon
MemberThey're super easy:
Unwrap.
Dunk in water.
Take cover.
Wait for detonation.
Enjoy the mess.
So far it looks like Green got it and are enjoying the heck out of it.
Bork7
Member"Front towards enemy"
MajorZ
MemberSorry. Have to do it.
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Cironnu
MemberHe must have bought the Little Boy/Fat Man version.
Doominator843
MemberNice
Utamari
MemberDid you type that out or copy it?
Either way, respect
Though the quote says nothing about going “5, 4, 3!”
Only that 3 has to be the final number counted to. Or even, “347, 172, 3!” As a correct sequence.
I digress, I have wanted badly to try a bath bomb before, but I am too big for the bathtub and so it wouldn’t be a *bath* bomb, it would just fizz down the drain and be no fun
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