Some real donbahoonkeroos!!

No that's how you win, as a Crystal Beasts fan, I approve

does this imply the existance of similar cards for hips or dicks too?

salboye said:
does this imply the existance of similar cards for hips or dicks too?

I sure hope so

Double attack? No way that card isn't banned.

perditious_c said:
Double attack? No way that card isn't banned.

Between Topaz tiger and Amethyst Cats ability definitely either hard 1 per deck or forbidden

Meanwhile, Dark Panther be like-

👀

I heard this card was banned from tournaments.

I have cards.

iguanasarecool said:
I heard this card was banned from tournaments.

Unfortunate

perditious_c said:
Double attack? No way that card isn't banned.

I don't think THAT effect is what got it banned though

booba

Card could either be really bad or really good. Don't know of any female beast monsters that could be considered meta enough and high enough attack to be worth bringing for the synergy with this.

goatfuckersupreme said:
Card could either be really bad or really good. Don't know of any female beast monsters that could be considered meta enough and high enough attack to be worth bringing for the synergy with this.

it would probably make altergeist beatdown a thing with the amount of attack the link 4 can get.

absol793 said:
it would probably make altergeist beatdown a thing with the amount of attack the link 4 can get.

Thing is equip cards are a very niche when you could use that card to spam more monsters.

Bruh, that card seems janky as hell.

Bel trucco

Hey, what's up guys my name is Joseph Rothschild aka EM BEE TEE (MBT) and today we're going to do a ten minute testing live here with Crystal Beasts.

As you know for the last week OCG had received a HUGE BADONKERS support for our Crystal Beast archetype, we all know Crystal Beasts have the lastest Emo Side and now we're going to get the Horny Side.

And todays card we're gonna feature MAJOR BOOBAGE...

*MBT eyes popping, sweating so hard, surprised*
AWOOGA! Chat, looks like I'm going to tweet out that I might loose to NNN

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perditious_c said:
Double attack? No way that card isn't banned.

Why not? Limiter Removal is at 3