This is unbelievably funny

i have never been more scared for someone else's penis in my entire life

*Based on a true story*

2dum4good said:
i have never been more scared for someone else's penis in my entire life

Don't worry. A nurse shark primarily feeds by sucking things like snails and crabs up off the sea floor like a vacuum cleaner. Their teeth are tiny. Smaller than human teeth from what I've seen.

I'm both scared and aroused... Nice.

alia said:
Don't worry. A nurse shark primarily feeds by sucking things like snails and crabs up off the sea floor like a vacuum cleaner. Their teeth are tiny. Smaller than human teeth from what I've seen.

Correct me if I'm wrong.but are these shares in the same family that has no teeths? Or is there another name for those

bruhmomentsupreme said:
*Based on a true story*

Waiting for that Netflix special

Помните историю про карпа?

bruhmomentsupreme said:
*Based on a true story*

Where is the second guy?
(2 guys 1 fish was sadly a real thing)

"I will now proceed to pleasure my self with this fish"

Now this is how you fish

bruhmomentsupreme said:
*Based on a true story*

Type 'carp blowjob' in Google ;)

espenebs said:
Correct me if I'm wrong.but are these shares in the same family that has no teeths? Or is there another name for those

Oh they have teeth, but they're much shorter than those of other sharks and more for crushing and sucking out the contents of shells.. They'd still mess you up if they wanted to.

Very cute shark!

alia said:
Don't worry. A nurse shark primarily feeds by sucking things like snails and crabs up off the sea floor like a vacuum cleaner. Their teeth are tiny. Smaller than human teeth from what I've seen.

Yes! Meaning there's not really a PASSIVE danger with the teeth and he's getting an amazing succ! So amazing that I'm pretty sure his urethral tract will get pulled out a tiny bit.

Note: If you piss off the shark there's danger.because nurse sharks have little crushing teeth for smashing crustaceans. Divers who accidentally step on nurse sharks don't have a very nice trip, especially in the US! Bad and naughty penises go in the penis crusher.