Fucked up the first note, not sure how to delete it. If someone could be so kind... :x

The correct note is 'How can I clean it with a fork?!'

РАЗ РАЗ РАЗ РАЗ!!!

Clean!Fast-fast!

I'm a philly and what is this

Answer: Magic.

Oh yeah, The Green Elephant is here. Brace yourselves, bronies!

darkfoxfurre said:
I'm a philly and what is this

Not one to go around correcting, but its filly. Not philly.

darkwolf6052 said:
Not one to go around correcting, but its filly. Not philly.

unless he's a Philly steak sandwich. then he would be a meal.

Jade_Caliber said:
unless he's a Philly steak sandwich. then he would be a meal.

And then he'd be eaten.

And then dead. Nothing much comes after that.

"I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere."

Alright, what am I missing here?

Vladimir Epifantsev?

Лол

How can you hold a fork with a hoof?!

Зеленый слоник - пример настоящей русской духовности. :3