Mr. Howard Castle
Mr. H
Grandpa.

He was easy to spot in a crowd.

In fact, he was easy to spot anywhere.

Howard Castle... Slicked back silver-peppery hair. A thick beard... And guaranteed to be the thickest body in the room. A giant of a man, in both height, width, experience, age and wealth...

Described as Intimidating, but kind. He wasn't an angry man. He wasn't a yelling man - the Elephant was known to have a stern, quiet, judging face. A ribcage-vibrating deep voice, and often, single-line replies or commands... Respect was quickly earned from him. "Yes, Sir"'s, "Thank You, Sir"'s, "Right-away, Sir"'s is what people could hear from his staff like the click of a finger. Owner of a major corporation of Hotels and Watches, it was common-place for him to be at some sort of party, a fund-raiser, a grand-opening, an event - anything. And it bored him. Sure, money was good. It gave his daughter and her children a good chance at life...

But ever since his twenties, there has only ever been one thing he enjoys above all else. Fucking.

And he -will- fuck you. He doesn't care how old you think he is, he doesn't care how some young Instagram-model scoffs at his suggestions or how he's 'not your type'...
By the end of it, they're always either eye-rolled, wrecked and begging for more, or too fuck-drunk to even remember their own name. All they remember is how to reply in three separate ways...

"Yes, Sir.
Thank You, Sir.
Right away, Sir..."

https://www.f-list.net/c/howard%20the%20elephant