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alekpo
Blockedmmm thats somthing ... its good to find .... nah i got nothing :P
derpmaster5000
Member*Facepalm*
Zemar
MemberMit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.
Heavens Rejected
Memberthis is like, close to a year old by now.
wwdarkpaw
MemberIt was? Where? What postnumber?
Catachan
Memberhttp://e621.net/post/show/274235
but that's an edited version, so I may be wrong.
451kitkat
Member....i... Uh...
Im not one to judge... But...
...its well writen?
Catachan
MemberThere's numerous grammatical errors, like "Now your probably wondering" and missing commas and such.
the1andonly
MemberI know there's always this one fictional character you love above the others, but this guy is taking it too far.
SentientMoon
MemberWhat is this I don't even
BASS302
MemberTLDR:
Stay away from my waifu!
user 6418
MemberSomebody was definitely bored...
Test-Subject 217601
Memberwwdarkpaw
MemberI'd say let's keep this one as a parent/child then, so people can read the derpitude in it's entirety :D
Falord
MemberShe is a cartoon character.... Your argument is flawed.
Heavens Rejected
MemberOK my guess at the age was a little off but I knew I saw it here before.
451kitkat
MemberDidnt some asian guy , a while back marry a game character on his DS or something? I think i seen it on the news..
The Worst Unicorn
MemberIn Japan, and yes it has happened.
http://www.switched.com/2009/12/01/japanese-man-marries-virtual-girlfriend/
Sepulchhrator
MemberNot often do I find myself truly speechless. This has to be a joke. There's just no way...
emega
BlockedWhat the fuck did I just read......
Nebelung
MemberI'm going to save this so I can read it every time I feel bad about myself. I don't care if it's fake, I KNOW there are people like this.
kagemitsu
Memberi know,the stupidity of it is just unbelievable that I'm surprised my head didn't explode from a critical aneurysm.
user 34602
MemberThis is like Alex Henriol if she was a male brony.
user 17186
MemberSo if this guy met Tara Strong, would he yell at her to stop imitating Twilight's voice? I'm at a loss.
Chef Red
MemberOh let's hope.
hairydevil
MemberCRITICAL HIT!
Pony³
MemberThis....
This is embarassing
Lesolan
MemberWhat if this was actually a really overly elaborate reverse psychology to get more porn like that...?
Dako
MemberI don't know, I mean, this really reeks of Chris Chan level craziness.
lootdigger
MemberThey edited out the part where he asks if Kevinsano and friends and can just "Keel over and die." See the reason this person had this extra request was because the man who sent this message was, in fact, Michael Rosen.
Oracle of Pelor
MemberYou succeeded at making your will save.
SteelWings
MemberAh this brings back memories.
K4RN4GE911
MemberKevinsano then got dozens of futa Twi pics for his next birthday.
SwedishDragon
MemberThis is exactly why i do not like being bunched together with friggin' bronies.. <.< >.>
CamKitty
MemberClearly something of artistic merit :o
CraX
MemberTL;DR SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE JOKE IS
CraX
MemberWait nevermind, actually bothered to read it and lol'd hard
artfan
MemberEssay post warning! skip to bottom if you decide TL;DR
He states at the end of the fifth paragraph that "If it makes me happy and it doesn't hurt anyone then where's the problem?", but what he doesn't realize is that by requesting that kevinsano stop commissioning the Twilight Sparkle porn on his birthdays, he is hurting both kevinsano and others who enjoy them. Also, if it's something only done on his birthdays, then it is something special to him.
Furthermore, his argument is logically flawed in claiming that by commissioning Twilight Sparkle in such sexual acts, kevinsano wishes to do so to her IRL. This is not, by reason, true. Many of the patrons and frequenters of e621 enjoy viewing and masturbating to feral-esque porn, but that does not mean they all want to go and sodomize their dogs.
In conclusion, or if you decided TL;DR, if he (the creator of the letter) doesn't like the porn being produced, he should just ignore it.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
MemberI facepalmed so hard my skull reached the 12th dimension.
Avistine
MemberI'm going to pretend it's this not only to make myself feel better about society as a whole, but also because it's a fucking awesome idea.
BadTimeTimothy
MemberPlahms!
AnyBro
MemberI don't know what's worse the brain cells this guy wasted writing in this or the brain cells I waisted reading this.
TwistedLogik
MemberHoly shit. This is a real thing that happened within our lifetime.
HyenaLover97
Memberthis is a classic right here, I wonder where he is today.
DraconicKobold
MemberPropably happily married to his twilight plushie.
fox Crown
Blocked:)
humans are so interesting
Draco Lander
MemberAt first i laughted, but then i felt very sad. How alienated and unhappy this man have to be to "fell in love" with fictional character?
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