I put you in a nurses dress and cap and made you the receptionist at the hospital, you tell me.

idk i never checked

Still waiting for my results from the gay lab.

I don’t know, I’ve been called gay all through grade school and that seemed pretty convincing

Physically? No.
Mentally? Probably.

iguanasarecool said:
Still waiting for my results from the gay lab.

Hello I am your doctor, Dr. Sucmanut, and i have gone through the lab reports. You have tested postive for Stage 3 Gay and will be administered cute furry femboys immediately.

"Sir, just get on the table so we can start your prostate exam already"

well...

Only on weekends

For you...?

Remember kids, it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.

Well i do have room on the list of dudes im gay for lol

tchelows said:
For you...?

For the gods sake, YEAS!!

good.

Her: "babe please we haven't fucked in months"

I'm only gay on Wednesdays.

Yes, I'm sure I'm still By-sexual.

Of course I’m not gay!

Even straight people are have some gay in them

no but $50 is $50