I wonder what the true unironic market value of an iced latte with breast milk is.

https://myaloo.com/blogs/news/how-much-does-breast-milk-cost
https://www.al.com/news/2015/07/how_much_does_breast_milk_cost.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_milk#Older_consumption
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_milk_banking_in_North_America#Recipients
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/bodybuilders-drink-breast-milk
https://www.mamamia.com.au/erotic-lactation/

In Japan, lactation fetishism is even more out in the open. Breast milk bars enable customers to order fresh breast milk. At the popular Bonyu Bar, three nursing women under the age of 30 provide the real deal. The bar menu includes fresh breast milk for 2,000 yen (about US$18) and if you’re interested in drinking milk straight from the source, it will cost you 5,000 yen ($45).

So the regulated milk banks are selling to mothers and immuno-compromised people, not preverts. You should pay more for watching it being freshly squeezed into a latte.

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucks/comments/4dmkpc/how_much_milk_goes_into_a_grande_iced_and_a_venti/
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/product/407/iced?parent=%2Fdrinks%2Fcold-coffees%2Ficed-lattes

Starbucks cup sizes are 12 oz tall, 16 oz grande, and 24 oz venti.

The iced latte is about half ice. I think you are getting 4 to 6 ounces of milk in the tall, perhaps 5 oz milk and 1 oz espresso.

I will put the lower bound at $5/oz for human breast milk that came from the internet, and the upper bound at $18/oz based on the Bonyu Bar price. Add $5 for the coffee. A 12oz "Tall" iced latte with 5oz of breast milk should cost between $30 and $95. $69.69 is right near the middle of that price range.

lance_armstrong said:
I wonder what the true unironic market value of an iced latte with breast milk is.

https://myaloo.com/blogs/news/how-much-does-breast-milk-cost
https://www.al.com/news/2015/07/how_much_does_breast_milk_cost.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_milk#Older_consumption
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_milk_banking_in_North_America#Recipients
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/bodybuilders-drink-breast-milk
https://www.mamamia.com.au/erotic-lactation/

So the regulated milk banks are selling to mothers and immuno-compromised people, not preverts. You should pay more for watching it being freshly squeezed into a latte.

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucks/comments/4dmkpc/how_much_milk_goes_into_a_grande_iced_and_a_venti/
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/product/407/iced?parent=%2Fdrinks%2Fcold-coffees%2Ficed-lattes

Starbucks cup sizes are 12 oz tall, 16 oz grande, and 24 oz venti.

The iced latte is about half ice. I think you are getting 4 to 6 ounces of milk in the tall, perhaps 5 oz milk and 1 oz espresso.

I will put the lower bound at $5/oz for human breast milk that came from the internet, and the upper bound at $18/oz based on the Bonyu Bar price. Add $5 for the coffee. A 12oz "Tall" iced latte with 5oz of breast milk should cost between $30 and $95. $69.69 is right near the middle of that price range.

my mans did the math

he did the monster math

signedupforblacklist said:
my mans did the math

he did the monster math

The monster milk math

lance_armstrong said:
I wonder what the true unironic market value of an iced latte with breast milk is.

https://myaloo.com/blogs/news/how-much-does-breast-milk-cost
https://www.al.com/news/2015/07/how_much_does_breast_milk_cost.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_milk#Older_consumption
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_milk_banking_in_North_America#Recipients
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/bodybuilders-drink-breast-milk
https://www.mamamia.com.au/erotic-lactation/

So the regulated milk banks are selling to mothers and immuno-compromised people, not preverts. You should pay more for watching it being freshly squeezed into a latte.

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucks/comments/4dmkpc/how_much_milk_goes_into_a_grande_iced_and_a_venti/
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/product/407/iced?parent=%2Fdrinks%2Fcold-coffees%2Ficed-lattes

Starbucks cup sizes are 12 oz tall, 16 oz grande, and 24 oz venti.

The iced latte is about half ice. I think you are getting 4 to 6 ounces of milk in the tall, perhaps 5 oz milk and 1 oz espresso.

I will put the lower bound at $5/oz for human breast milk that came from the internet, and the upper bound at $18/oz based on the Bonyu Bar price. Add $5 for the coffee. A 12oz "Tall" iced latte with 5oz of breast milk should cost between $30 and $95. $69.69 is right near the middle of that price range.

holy fucking shit