clubstripes created by gideon
Blacklisted
  • Comments
  • I don't see any bad luck. I'll just get closer and check this sweetheart out and..

    *trips over stray marble, cracks head and dies*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
  • Purrsia said:
    I don't see any bad luck. I'll just get closer and check this sweetheart out and..

    *trips over stray marble, cracks head and dies*

    OMG! Are you alrig...

    *trips over body, head gets stuck in kitty's naughty bits...
    Suffocates*

    XP

  • Reply
  • |
  • 4
  • Scruffofthewolf said:
    OMG! Are you alrig...

    *trips over body, head gets stuck in kitty's naughty bits...
    Suffocates*

    XP

    Oh my god! This is terrible, I-

    *gets distracted by kittytitty and falls on a shard of mirror, dying almost instantly*

  • Reply
  • |
  • -3
  • KRDing said:
    Oh my god! This is terrible, I-

    *gets distracted by kittytitty and falls on a shard of mirror, dying almost instantly*

    Ahguhguhguh! Lesslimmabuhheehuh.

    *Slips on blood, thuds on back shortly before salt shaker falls into my throat... Also suffocates.*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
  • ScarecrowJack said:
    Ahguhguhguh! Lesslimmabuhheehuh.

    *Slips on blood, thuds on back shortly before salt shaker falls into my throat... Also suffocates.*

    Oh hey guys! Whats this umbrella doing here?

    *picks up umbrella and a dragon's head comes out of the umbrella biting my head off*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • *walks up to the kitty, stepping through the pile of corpses then wraps her arms around her then has a mad hawt lesbian fuck fest on the kitties bed because shes not a superstitious person*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • I'm a doctor and it appears this person has died of sexually transmitted dis-

    *Salt shakers, mirrors, ladders, sidewalks and giant cats fly through window and cause death by blunt objects to doctor.*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
  • Chessyvix said:
    *walks up to the kitty, stepping through the pile of corpses then wraps her arms around her then has a mad hawt lesbian fuck fest on the kitties bed because shes not a superstitious person*

    *joins them for a hot lesbian threesome*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Chessyvix said:
    *walks up to the kitty, stepping through the pile of corpses then wraps her arms around her then has a mad hawt lesbian fuck fest on the kitties bed because shes not a superstitious person*

    ky said:
    *joins them for a hot lesbian threesome*

    *watches while recording it with a video camera*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Unbentsuperpyro said:

    *watches while recording it with a video camera*

    *comes in to the room, stops, looks around at the dead bodys* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • SammyLiimex said:
    Anyone notice that the drawer handle things are nipples too.

    No. Nobody noticed that the doorknobs were nipple-esque because nobody is on this site for interior design tips. Now shut up and fap! Also...

    *kicks the camera out of Unbent's hands, where it breaks itself and the mirror even more than it already is, and joins the trio of girls for intense four-way lesbian antics*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Rosera said:
    No. Nobody noticed that the doorknobs were nipple-esque because nobody is on this site for interior design tips. Now shut up and fap! Also...

    *kicks the camera out of Unbent's hands, where it breaks itself and the mirror even more than it already is, and joins the trio of girls for intense four-way lesbian antics*

    *takes out another and records it*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • *Walks in sees ALL the crap going on and just watches leaning against a wall.* Don't worry about me guys, i'm just here to enjoy the show before having hot sex with my lover.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • first 3 things to do when you see this...1.scream...2.turn around...3.run. or...1.stay and watch for a while...2. put on your lucky 3 leaf clover necklace...3.join in on the party.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • didnt say before but btw all the bad luck things are...friday the 13th necklace, under the ladder, black cat, spilled salt, broken glass, and the open umbrella in a house. AND i join in the 4 lesbian action...

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Scruffofthewolf said:
    OMG! Are you alrig...

    *trips over body, head gets stuck in kitty's naughty bits...
    Suffocates*

    XP

    KRDing said:
    Oh my god! This is terrible, I-

    *gets distracted by kittytitty and falls on a shard of mirror, dying almost instantly*

    ScarecrowJack said:
    Ahguhguhguh! Lesslimmabuhheehuh.

    *Slips on blood, thuds on back shortly before salt shaker falls into my throat... Also suffocates.*

    Disturbed10k said:
    Oh hey guys! Whats this umbrella doing here?

    *picks up umbrella and a dragon's head comes out of the umbrella biting my head off*

    Rogan2134 said:
    ^-- dies of AIDS and Hepititus A-Z 3 months later

    Chaosye said:
    I'm a doctor and it appears this person has died of sexually transmitted dis-

    *Salt shakers, mirrors, ladders, sidewalks and giant cats fly through window and cause death by blunt objects to doctor.*

    I'd still hit that.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0