Is that in sharpie?

I have come here to kick bubble gum and chew ass.

CONSUME THY PANTALOONS!

Short, simple instructions. Ideal for a snack on the go

Consume. The foundational principle of capitalism.
Maybe in this case, however, it may be called Fapitalism

withthefur said:
I have come here to kick bubble gum and chew ass.

And you're all out of ass?

I feel threatened

Consume Prilosec

Just put on the glasses!

CONSUME PRILOSEC

C O N S U M E M Y C H I L D , T H E
H A R V E S T H A S B E E N
B O U N T I F U L T H I S S E A S O N.

withthefur said:
I have come here to kick bubble gum and chew ass.

"And I'm all out of ass."