I think you could mark the rating as "safe"

Conker said:
...more like suggestive

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

I cracked at this. Cracked as in laughing and cracked as in cracking a safe..

BA DUM TSS

Why was the safe in a hurry? *puts on glasses* He had to vault.

What if they're using comdoms? Double Safe Sex?

What you did.
It's there.
And I see it.

I wish we could see the money shot. Cha-Ching!

HAHAHAHAHA i LOLed

[insert clever safe pun here.]

All over you and your safe puns...
I hope you all get pun-ished.

I was looking at pics tagged 'safe sex', and I laughed hard when I saw the thumb for this. It's a bad pun, I know, but it's still funny as hell.

Draco_2k said:
Original OC, cannot steal.

i cannot steel this.

MegaBlips said:
i cannot steel this.

Fucking beat me to it

HA !!!

They must have gotten the safe ending

CyanTear said:
Safe sex = sex that won't make babies.

And "Safe" sex is humorous because these are two "safe"s having sex.

I guess you can't have any more safe sex than this.

NSFW said:
What if they're using comdoms? Double Safe Sex?

But what if the condoms looked like safes??? Triple safe sex!

Zodiark.exe said:
But what if the condoms looked like safes??? Triple safe sex!

And what if those safes were vaults. Quadruple the safe sex.

/\ I can see the future of a fallout comment

Pretty sure this could be classified as "safe" and not "questionable".

Arkantolas said:
Pretty sure this could be classified as "safe" and not "questionable".

Hmm, maybe it could be a... combination.

CyanTear said:
Safe sex = sex that won't make babies.

No... It does not mean what you think it means.

Safe sex = sex that won't have unwanted consequences, such as but not limited too: STD/Is, bleeding, tearing, conception (possibly), etc. It means not conceiving, yes, but it also means using a condom for anal so you won't get excrement in your urethra. It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal. It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.

BudFisk said:
I think you could mark the rating as "safe"

It probably should be. "Questionable" at most. There's nothing actually explicit. The doors are still locked.

The_Chindogu_One said:
It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal.

That's a safety issue, definitely, but falls more under aftercare

The_Chindogu_One said:
It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.

The infection question is obvious, but why would urine from a dehydrated person be dangerous? Or do I want to know? I ask this from the perspective of a person who has fainted due to dehydration in the past, and now wonders why the fuck that would make my urine any more dangerous than the food poisoning that caused the dehydration in the first place.

Of course since urine is not actually sterile (though it was believed to be for a while for whatever strange reason), avoiding ingesting it at all would sound like the best bet for safe sex, just like other bodily fluids.

phantomreader42 said:
The infection question is obvious, but why would urine from a dehydrated person be dangerous? Or do I want to know?

About 95% of the water in your blood is recycled back into your body by your kidneys, but the other 5% goes into your urine. If you're already suffering from dehydration, your urine will be even more concentrated than normal and thus will contain more toxins/waste/bad stuff per volume (so 200mL of dehydrated!urine has more bad stuff than 200mL of regular!urine). Which is also why drinking urine is a bad idea in the first place, it's so concentrated that it provides relatively little water compared to the amount of other stuff it puts into your body, thus dehydrating you faster than if you drank nothing at all.

phantomreader42 [...]but why would urine from a dehydrated person be dangerous?

ahh, Sorry; don't check "search for myself in comments" often. It's basically what loli vulf said. That is, the urine contains far more waste product than the urine of a well hydrated person, which is already mostly waste product. If it's yellow, it's not a good idea to get in the body, but unless you yourself are in danger of dehydration it's 'safe enough'. Wouldn't recommend, but in the same way I wouldn't recommend biting a raw jalapeno. If it noticeably smells, you should avoid ingesting it because the concentration of the bad stuff the body is trying to filter out can not only be seen, but smelt. Our noses aren't that strong comparative to animals, so if we're smelling potentially dangerous stuff we shouldn't take it into our system. The urine of a dehydrated person contains a potentially dangerous amount of the waste product. I mean, the 'safe' part of it is so small it may as well not be there at all.

Fake

Matias_Night_Wolf said:
Fake

I think not

This is one of the best things on the site.

my sexed teacher lost a verbal bet and had to show every class this exact image. the bet if the student can prove there is such a thing as safe sex then you have to show everyone, and he did.

The internet; the place where shit just happens

LoL
XD

Probably wearing a condom too

This is just to good, I almost fell out of bed laughing.

drglfrgl said:
I wish we could see the money shot. Cha-Ching!

that would only happen if he's not empty

Dragon3076 said:
All over you and your safe puns...
I hope you all get pun-ished.

Are you gunna put us on "lock" down?

That's... not what I...
Ok then.

Whoever made this is a fucking genius.

I fapped to this..😶

Now this is a work of art.

dirty_muggins said:
No... It does not mean what you think it means.

Safe sex = sex that won't have unwanted consequences, such as but not limited too: STD/Is, bleeding, tearing, conception (possibly), etc. It means not conceiving, yes, but it also means using a condom for anal so you won't get excrement in your urethra. It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal. It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.

Why are u getting dislikes you told facts

All your safe are belong to us!

malesylveon said:
This is one of the best things on the site.

I'm firmly anti-Dexit and I don't like your profile picture since it's a "Galarian" species.

Always practice

Badam Tss

psychonauts anyone?

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*

i hate how i can see among us in this image

Bruh unknown artist bruh

draco_2k said:
Original OC, cannot steal.

Lemme take a "crack" at it

maninthearmor said:
Bad pun is bad, and it should feel bad!

the1togo said:
Lemme take a "crack" at it

deejaydragon said:
*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*

horsecumenthusiast said:
psychonauts anyone?

mr_cabelo said:
Always practice

Will you guys stop it, I'm laughing so hard my face is hurting.

mercenaryx said:
Will you guys stop it, I'm laughing so hard my face is hurting.

Remember kids in these trying times you gotta stay "safe"

the1togo said:
Remember kids in these trying times you gotta stay "safe"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

YOU'RE KILLING ME!

TWO SAFES HAVING SE-

leafielife said:
TWO SAFES HAVING SE-

TWO SAFES HAVING SEX

MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

This is an inglorious pun and I love it.

Looks like someone is making a deposit

As soon as I seen this I literally started laughing hysterically, this is taking the definition "safe sex" to a literal.

Amazing.

e621 is just as effective at serving memes than serving decent yiff for the masses to be satisfied with.

hamstersexmachine said:
I think you could mark the rating as "safe"

No, while those sexy safes are having safe-on-safe sex it wouldn’t be substantially safe to tag it safe, since those safes are still having sex, so explicit while not including an S would be safe.

I'm gonna send this to EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS! MARK MY WORDS...

conker said:
I know its a pun, but a pun is no need for a safe tag when its suggestive :>

You're not.. you're not much fun are you?

There’s a lot of downvoting going on, so I’m going to play it SAFE and avoid saying something that may get me PUN-ished by the people of this image. And no, I didn’t STEEL any of these puns.

Ok, I’ll leave now

realturboscrub said:
i hate how i can see among us in this image

the profile picture makes this comment even better

draccius said:
No, while those sexy safes are having safe-on-safe sex it wouldn’t be substantially safe to tag it safe, since those safes are still having sex, so explicit while not including an S would be safe.

Still… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

LMFAO 🤣🤣 This is some funny shit, and the creator should be proud of it!

hamstersexmachine said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

I love you

Angry upvote

But seriously, this is funny

I am putting this in the sex education powerpoint at my work to make the kids crack up

i had to make the joke ok

I've been practicing, But I'm just no good at it :[

everyone is busy cracking up at the joke, but they're just combing over how amazing this art is, you could spend hours picking through every detail, the creator is a true vault pro, each little schwab of colour is beautiful, they really found the hidden code for artistry, i feel as though some new part of my life has been unlocked.