ALL HAIL HYPNO-CAT!

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

That's just silly, my mind can't be controlled by some silly li...ttle...cat...kitten...

@_@

Weekly calendar cleared for 7 hour daily belly/head rub sessions, done.

Right hand surgically replaced by can opener, done.

Entire house rotated for optimum sunbeam-through-window exposure, done.

Are… are you happy now master? Master?

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

Wha?!.. @_@ Yes... I love cats... I'll feed my cat... I'll spend all my money on my cat...

@_@ must...kill...Lincoln @_@

tessmert said:
@_@ must...kill...Lincoln @_@

No. Doin it wrong.

D'aww! It's such a cute k-kittennnn...@_@ food...get food for master...

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