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Poofwoof
MemberNow you've all done it. Vaporeon has found the copy/pasta and they're not happy.
Stinkybutt
Blockeddon't shoot me vapey
user 711637
MemberWhat copypasta? You mean the one that talks about that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more? That copypasta? Kuzco's copypasta? The copypasta reposted on every other vaporeon pic specifically to annoy kuzco? Kuzco's vaporeon copypasta? For epic furry memer culture?
VixenWasTaken
MemberThe internet used Copypasta!
Vaporeons is sacred!
PolarAurora
MemberWhen someone introduces you to their fetish.
Cyberzeen
MemberHey guys... Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding...
chochotrain10
MemberVaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans...
usernameunkn0wn
MemberVaporeon was made for sex.
-THE FISH
Ragnars rock
Member...Vaporeon is NOT actually the most compatible for humans. And no, I am not talking about umbreon or any other eeveelution either. Why? Becuase humans are not in the field egg type. So, while the eeveelutions are fine sexual companions (if you are into that sorta thing) , they are useless iin that breeding compartment.
End the copypasta, and fiind the true herald.
equin0xx
Membera year late but i'm loving the Emperor's New Groove reference at the end
anon7653
MemberAre you sure about that some Pokemon do have 2 egg groups obviously humans would be in the human type egg group but a very strong case could be made that humans are field type as well thus meaning...
Incognito Goose
MemberOh.... My god....
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